Pipe down Mariah

By Confidenceruined - 28/12/2022 18:00

Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 256
You deserved it 2 293
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

RawrXD 4

There is a time and place for everything. This was neither, and even worse actually because you tried to bring the attention to you on someone else's special day.

21 1
RichardPencil 30

You're fired, and you're the weakest link, and you are not the father and survey says: X I don't know American Idol's rejection phrase so I cobbled one together from ones I do know.

12 1

Comments

RichardPencil 30

You're fired, and you're the weakest link, and you are not the father and survey says: X I don't know American Idol's rejection phrase so I cobbled one together from ones I do know.

12 1
BurnInDemonFire 34

Imagine making a fool of yourself in public instead of just turning up at his house with his favorite booze and nothing on but a long coat. That's all men want.

5 4
RawrXD 4

There is a time and place for everything. This was neither, and even worse actually because you tried to bring the attention to you on someone else's special day.

21 1
Brightside86 30

I love that a website full of stories of idiocy and adulatory, singing happy birthday in a showy way is the convergence point for everyone to click "YDI"

3 1
Studious_Gluteus 18

You need to find parties with fewer poopers.

1 1
anothergenericuncreativename 13

you should only try to impress with your singing if you _know_ your singing is actually impressive.

0 0