Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
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Got talent?
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Lost in music
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
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Pipe down Mariah
Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML
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themangostar 0
If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah
terimaa 0
cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.
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k1o2a3l4a5 0
you're an idiot. ydi
tessa_xxo 0
... if they new it was a song from that show, they clear watch it also.
Lady_Luck 0
Well how would they know it was from Hannah Montana if they didn't watch it themselves?
Mr_Positive 3
well if they know the rap from there then they can't imply that knowing that rap means ure watching Hannah Montana right?
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahahhahahahahhahahahaha! Fags.
LittleMel4 0
Hoedown Throwdown Boom clap Boom de clap de clap Boom boom clap Boom de clap de clap Boom boom clap Boom de clap de clap Boom boom clap Boom de clap de clap Try it with me Here we go, Boom boom clap Boom de clap de clap (woah-woah) That's right Boom de clap de clap Boom boom clap Boom de clap de clap (woah-woah) 1,2,3, Everybody come on, off your seats I'm gonna tell you about a beat That's gonna make you move your feet I'll get the Barb-bay-que show And tell you how to move If your five or eighty-two This is something you can do (woah-woah) Pop it Lock it Polka dot it Countryfy it Hip hop it Put your hawk in the sky move side to side jump to the left sitck it, glide Zigzag cross the floor Shuffle in diagonal When the drum hits Hands on your hips One foot in 180 twist I said a, Zigzag, step n' slide Lean to the back And clap three times Shake it out Head to toe Throw it all together That's how we roll Do the hoedown (throwdown) Do the hoedown (throwdown) Do the hoedown (throwdown) Throw it all together That's how we roll We get to four, five, six And your feelin butter stiff But it's not time to quit Practice makes you perfect (woah-woah) Pop it, lock it Poke a dot it Countryfy it Hiphop it Put your hawk in the sky Move side to side Jump to the left Stick it, glide Zigzag cross the floor Shuffle in diagonal When the drum hits Hands on your hips One foot in 180 twist I said a, Zigzag, step n' slide Lean to the back And clap three times Shake it out Head to toe Throw it all together That's how we roll Do the hoedown (throwdown) Do the hoedown (throwdown) Do the hoedown (throwdown) Throw it all together That's how we roll Boom de clap de clap Boom boom clap Come on Here we go Boom boom clap Boom de clap de clap Boom boom clap Boom de clap Pop it, lock it Poke a dot it Countryfy Hiphop it Put your hawk in the sky Move side to side Jump to the left Stick it, glide Zigzag cross the floor Shuffle in diagonal When the drum hits Hands on your hips One foot in 180 twist I said a, Zigzag, step and slide Lean to the back And clap three times Shake it out Head to toe Throw it all together That's how we roll Do the hoedown (throwdown) Do the hoedown (throwdown) Do the hoedown (throwdown) Throw it all together That's how we roll Do the hoedown (throwdown) Do the hoedown (throwdown) Do the hoedown (throwdown) Throw it all together That's how we roll Boom de clap Ba boom boom clap clap clap Boom dot clap Ba boom boom clap clap clap Boom de clap Boom de clap de clap Throw it all together That's how we roll
hinice 0
Okay, people quit fighting about music. Shit, real mature.
Kitty34_fml 0
Was it the Hodown Throwdown, the Cheese Jerky rap, the rap with Jesse McCartney and Rico? Like others have said, if they knew it was from Hannah Montana, they obviously watch it. I'm 20 and I love the songs on Hannah Montana. Nothing embarassing about it. I'm sure there's a lot of people in your school who like Hannah Montana and just won't admit it.
gaararox13 0
cheese jerkey!!
cjk6318 0
miley cyrus is hot