Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
The end of an era
Today, my grown-ass son is refusing to get out of bed because some anime shark girl he watches is quitting YouTube. FML
Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Bewitched
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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JocelynKaulitz 28
I remember the old days where My Little Pony used to be just toys for little girls…
fuzz97 23
"not many people" except for every single brony. and there are a lot of them.
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Comments (112)
thundershot 6
But... There is no preorder because they don't put full seasons out on DVD...
ChakatBlackstar 29
I fail to understand how this remotely qualifies as an FML
erinchick1 7
Wow! Just wow!
DarkRy_fml 3
Lol go the bronie
shadevil75 6
My 15 year old son is a "brony", too. I keep telling myself he'll grow out of it.
d4m4s74 12
Don't worry, soon he'll have sex, watch ****, drink alcohol and do drugs like a normal boy his age.
IndigoFuckYou 9
Your kid watching MLP probably means that he's just more tolerant and outgoing than most. It also means he doesn't care what people think of him, which is a good thing. I wouldn't be hoping he'll grow out of it.
devilmaycry1414 1
There's nothing wrong with liking a show I just think people are taking this too far I've watched it before yes it's cute and all but it's nothing to obsess over. I'm just showing my opinion nothing to attack me for
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
My little Pony... still a better story than Twilight ^^
Saikon1357 25
I fail to see a problem with liking My Little Pony. BROHOOF.
weallfml 3
BRONY 4LYF
spottyblanket 8
Come on OP, I remember all the guys at my school liking sailormoon and I know dudes who secretly browse through cosmo mags...it doesn't make them any less manly, or decide who they will love in the future--so long as he is happy does it matter? At any rate, having been to a con myself I can tell you guys and girls love it equally.