I found out my kid was using my razor. I feel your pain.

So did you tell him or just let razor burn teach the lesson?

Take him to get a wax.

It might be uncomfortable sometimes, but at least you're open enough with your son that he trusts you and comes to you with even awkward topics. That's being a good parent.

Before getting too scarred, get him a trimmer or something.

That one's a super easy two word answer. All you gotta do is say, "Very carefully!" and then walk away.

I gotta know if the pictures are placed by the FML crew or if they are by the poster

"Carefully"