Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
The end of an era
Today, my grown-ass son is refusing to get out of bed because some anime shark girl he watches is quitting YouTube. FML
Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Bewitched
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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JocelynKaulitz 28
I remember the old days where My Little Pony used to be just toys for little girls…
fuzz97 23
"not many people" except for every single brony. and there are a lot of them.
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SciFiFanatic 3
My boyfriend is 21, I'm 22, and we both love My Little Pony. There's absolutely nothing wrong with us and the conventions are always fun! What's wrong with your son liking this show? You're being judgmental by even saying this. YDI.
theMelimda 3
What?!? My Little Pony is still on?!?!?
GroovyGravy 7
What is this? 1989?
IndigoFuckYou 9
Someone is seriously behind. ^_^
Corrupt_waffles 13
I'm so happy to have a boyfriend who doesn't like it. Not that the show bothers me. But it's a freaking obsession now. And I don't like things that massive amounts of people obsess over. Because all bronies I know won't talk about anything else. And it annoys me.
gr3enw1lly17 5
I hate to say it, but you have failed as a parent. Sorry n shit
OhDearBetrayal 25
Glad to see that you are only open to children showing traditional predetermined interests that society has placed on the different genders.
disneydraeer 10
Looks like you had yourself a brony....
mtrrace 4
Your son may have a problem
olivess 2
Brony!
fabcade 14
Aww your son is a brony
stej1985 3
27 and I asked for a tickle me elmo extreme for my last birthday... =. nothing wrong with positive role models. also ironic that a show about friendship and tolerance makes you feel like this about your son. with a mum like that who needs enemies? I got the elmo ;D
Shadow_Phantom 26
Your son is awesome, and you should respect his decision to watch ponies.