By Anonymous - United States - Crystal Lake
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
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**THIS COMMENT WILL BE BURIED**

I guess you could say...
*puts on shades*
Grandma went HAM.

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

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Sorry, I couldn't help it. Please accept my earnest apology, to all of the FML community for my soulless attempt at delivering cheap, unbranded humor. I go hara-kiri now

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I thought everyone hated Sunglasses jokes. They were all buried earlier

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  kayteakay  |  26

Little kids get irrationally upset about things like this.
Have you ever had to tell a little kid on his birthday that he doesn't have a cake? Meltdown.

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  hcollins1  |  18

If it really is that important and left the kid heartbroken, all OP had to do was run to the store real quick and buy a cake. It's not like they HAD to have grandma bake one. There's always next year as well! If grandma doesn't decide to get drunk then either..