Kids: Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season...

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

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Ah, those were the times…

By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:50 - United States - Ely

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

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By nh-Amazon - 27/04/2014 23:01 - United States - Plano

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

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By We're men! We don't grow up, we just grow old. - 24/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML

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By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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Bewitched

By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:02

I remember the old days where My Little Pony used to be just toys for little girls…

fuzz97 23

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:46

"not many people" except for every single brony. and there are a lot of them.

Comments

skibzmonkey 3

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:53

Your son is a brony as I can see.

Agrith 19

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:22

I fail to see the problem. Your son is clearly in control of his life, though he should pre-order it himself.

Migole 36

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:31

So what? That show is awesome. Come back complaining when he wants you to preorder Jersey Shore.

brechromey 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:36

I know a kid like that, same age and everything. He calls himself a broney

izzy_maee 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:38

He sounds awesome! And he belongs on MLIA

DerpyDerper 7

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:41

You can pre-order the new season of MLP?! Going to go ask my mom the same question now.

CantusVulpis 12

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:42

Ah the Bronys. Don't worry, it's not abnormal. I have a lot of friends into them, they are 15-16. The fandom on it is huge.

stevejim24 2

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:42

team ladyboy

awesomegirlO 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:46

Awesome.

chipspontus 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:50

He's a brony.

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