Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
The end of an era
Today, my grown-ass son is refusing to get out of bed because some anime shark girl he watches is quitting YouTube. FML
Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Bewitched
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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JocelynKaulitz 28
I remember the old days where My Little Pony used to be just toys for little girls…
fuzz97 23
"not many people" except for every single brony. and there are a lot of them.
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Comments (112)
strawberrywine22 30
I'm trying to see the problem here...as a brony myself (I hate the term pegasister) I am impatiently awaiting the next season as well!
chokefrantic 9
I'm a girl and I identify more with brony too ^_^ I can't wait for the next season and i don't think people should be judged for that.
AphyTheBronette 15
I label myself as a bronette. It's better :3 in my opinion.
BrandonTaylor93 4
I think it is the fact that he's a boy and generally boys 'shouldn't like girl stuff'. Not my words. Just the views of society
vocaloidtiger 12
48 - I don't know man, I think society has become more and more aware that MLP is awesome.
Cartera 10
Not judging but how do people like that show?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I think the OP would rather their son be a bit more..uh manly? I know I'm going to get thumbed down for this but why the hell are kids obsessed with this show? It has animated ponies that fly around with rainbows. I wouldn't want my 15 year old son watching that. I'd rather them watch Die Hard or Platoon. Something with less ponies and less rainbows.
scenechic 5
I think this is about my boyfriend...
CoolRainbowdash 15
Your boyfriend is awesome
fatmcfatty 13
......I would be having a father to son talk with that boy
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Son...I love you. Ponies are ******* awesome! You're a true man!"
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#22- Why? Are ponies not "manly" enough? I happen to think it's an awesome show. Would you rather he be in a real life gang or out knocking girls up every night? Just because he likes MLP doesn't mean there's anything wrong with him.
redbluegreen 41
He's old enough to earn the money and pre-order his own copy just like me.
doodlecloud 27
Wouldn't you rather he watched a show about friendship and morales than spent his days playing COD and watching ****? MLP is more of a fad and will probably die out a bit later but I think it's nice that boys are starting to be able to watch that kind of thing without having to worry about ridicule as much as before. Shame on you for posting this in such q negative way about your own son.
IndigoFuckYou 9
This. This is exactly why I think bronies can't be bad people. ^_^
qtbabe127 22
You have raised a brony.
threelildots 5
Jeez the reactions with this show, seriously! People don't even know what they're talking about, I swear. Look: it's a kid's show. It's a show about friendship, tolerance, acceptance, and all that bullshit that has a hard time existing in the real world. YES some people like being reminded of these values. Say whatever you like: I love MLP. When I come home after a rotten day, it is about the only thing that will make me smile and be happy. And before you say anything, I'm a girl, so keep the pony-pervert and child-molester comments to a minimum please. While some people sexualize the show, not all fans do. So please stop grouping us all together. Lastly, why do people make such a big deal out of this? I like Avatar and Young Justice and Disney movies as well, and rule 34 applies to those too. So WHY are you all bashing on bronies only??? I really don't get the hate. But OP, you should be proud that your son is willing to admit he watches a moral-driven, well-animated, not to mention, cute, show.
redbluegreen 41
Um, I wasn't aware anyone here was generalizing you or thought any of that stuff but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
AphyTheBronette 15
What people don't understand they just go with the oldie but goody negative view, because when you hit puberty your not supposed to want to watch happy stuff it's all about shoot this! Bang that! **** **** ****!! It's a kid. Who cares, the boys got a right to what he watches.. nothing wrong with his taste in tv shows.
emeraldisle 30
Do you have a shorter version I could read instead?
icommentfmls 1
This is upsetting.
icommentfmls 1
This is upsetting.
EmberEyes 16
A lot of people assume that every brony is a 50 year old pedo.
Mirorbo 27
Makes me wonder; if you had a 15-year-old daughter, would you be ashamed if she begged for you to pre-order the next season of Transformers?
rattusrattus 19
Probably not. Men are still seen as superior to women, so a woman liking masculine things is seen as 'bettering' herself, but a man liking feminine things is seen as 'lowering' or 'degrading' himself. Stupid femmephobic society. Other note: I recently added a ponifying browser extension and it made this comment section much more entertaining.
Leslier_fml 4
Did that exceeded your expectations?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Be proud! Bronies are awesome! :D
AphyTheBronette 15
Hell ya!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Brohoof! /)
GroovyGravy 7
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
/)^3^( look, it's rainbow dash's cute face!