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By  DocBastard  |  38

So she was the reincarnation of Whiney Houston before Whitney died? How exactly does that work? Oooh! Maybe when this idiot was born she stole some of Whitney's soul and that's why Whitney spiraled into lunacy during her last few years. Ha! I've finally solved the mystery of "What the FUCK went wrong with Whitney Houston".

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By  malikorslip  |  3

Wants to be Paris and is the reincarnation of Whitney? Would have thought her skin colour would determine which one she can be!

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  HooyoMacaan  |  7

She probably thinks she's a great singer like whitney.

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  HooyoMacaan  |  7

Haha yeah, I was just trying to be helpful since 1 seemed confused. :p

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  featherygoose  |  9

I doubt she is actually Whitney Houston.

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  featherygoose  |  9

34 - blue, it was named after the color sky blue. 42 - you should probably get your eyes checked... It's blue.

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  featherygoose  |  9

I'm a guy by the way. And I'm not being stupid, stop being mean.

By  DocBastard  |  38

So she was the reincarnation of Whiney Houston before Whitney died? How exactly does that work? Oooh! Maybe when this idiot was born she stole some of Whitney's soul and that's why Whitney spiraled into lunacy during her last few years. Ha! I've finally solved the mystery of "What the FUCK went wrong with Whitney Houston".

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  IAmAGinger  |  7

Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion recently and now does reggae. He visited Jamaica and claims that a Rastafarian priest told him he was a lion or something stupid like that. He also claims to be the reincarnation of Bob Marley.

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  Dixbfloppin  |  11

I still wonder why he didn't change it to "Snoop Lionn" instead. The extra g at the end of his former name made it sound cooler, why not add an extra n to his current one?

By  Zachthejoker  |  10

I have to deal with the exact same thing at my store. I just do what I can to get as far away from her as possible. If that doesn't work, then might I suggest earplugs?

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  b0ngs  |  7

22- you're**

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  klovely22  |  13

RIGHT!!? I hate when people try to insult others and don't use words correctly.

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  Jaxx66  |  21

105, "You're" is translated to "You are".... So unless you want sentences to sound funny, lets not try to be a grammar nazi, again. What's sad is I've seen you here for a while, I figured you would know the difference!

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  Ch0sen  |  13

I never understood the reasoning behind the "YOLO" craze. Don't you only want to do stupid shit when you know you have MORE than one life?

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  Bluekaren16  |  19

110 - exactly! Why would you want to screw up your one life that you have? If people had 9 lives then they can really live their lives to the fullest until they a little bit of lives left.

By  Arrawyn  |  12

That's funny cause that's impossible. It's not like Whitney Houston has been dead for twenty-something years

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  br0ccoli  |  14

It's kind of hard to look up to politicians when there's so much bipartisanship that change can't happen. Add to that the massive effect of the recession on lower and middle class families and all you can do to relieve that situation is to live vicariously through tv characters who live a life completely opposite to the hardship and stress of real life. People who idolize people who others say are 'mindless and trivial' do so only because it is a poor man's vacation from what is really happening around them. Can you blame them? If people want the next generation to stop idolizing trust fund babies, there needs to be a medium where hard work can actually guarantee a good life. As it stands, it glamorizes narcissism and links the pursuit of happiness through hard work and dedication as obsolete and archaic.

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  br0ccoli  |  14

Yeah, that first sentence is a generalization. I just wish things would move forward, that's all. Its tough to watch hardworking people suffer from things beyond their control.

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  br0ccoli  |  14

Thanks for the kudos, everyone. Sometimes, I feel I'm the only one that feels that way about this idolizing scenario. People are just trying to cope.

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  esines  |  9

Good job copying number 4. Real original Brick.

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  Blackmail111  |  9

Hey 23! Guess what? Some people read FML's at later times and decide to comment before they read every single gosh darn comment and with 7 billion people in this world, there's bound to be some who have the same idea! Who woulda thunk, right? Asshole.

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