By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 234
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I thought it was business in the front party in the back

It's not 1985.


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It's not 1985.

what's wrong is that it's more effective than a purity ring.

fuckmebutdontfml 16

12... kayla is reffering to the first comment that appears on the phone app... I actually see two first comments, the one you see and one saying "that sucks" which I assume is who kayla is telling off... the apps been going crazy lately!

NiveaKK 9

Good one,5 ;)

btnhdude 0

Is Kayla serious or is she trolling? Btw does anyone remember Skroll?

mullets get you all the ladies

14- fuckmebutdontfml, I had to refresh this thread 4 times to see what you meant, many comments are popping in and out of here like quarks. :p But as far as getting a mullet goes, big deal. It's a hair cut. Play with it, see what you like, grow it out again. Who hasn't dyed their hair a weird or disagreeable colour once before just to test it out or had an odd cut as a kid? It's all part of growing up. :)

theevilduchess 12

Everything. Everything is wrong with the mullet.

BenderJ_fml 5

What's right with a mullet?!!?

challan 19

Watch Joe Dirt and you'll see what's wrong with a mullet.

There are all kinds of mullet. Some of them are actually good. I don't see what's wrong with it unless he wants to shave two side of his head.

What's a mullet!!?? (I'm serious)

Eila1996 5


MerrikBarbarian 9

Agreed 37. I had all sorts of odd cuts and colours on my hair. I still do to be honest. Hair is a great way to experiment and express yourself without long term consequences like say... Tattoos. Hair grows out and you can change it.

In my opinion not a lot. My friend went to the hairdressers and the idiot doing her hair ignored what she want and had pretty much given her a mullet, luckily it looks quite good. They can look good and it depends what type

Both comments are different so you actually repeated yourself. "It" didn't do that.

"What's wrong with a mullet" he mean besides EVERYTHING?!

What a shitty FML. Oh no! Not a fucking mullet, whatever shall I do? Piss head

I know, right? I have one. It's a great haircut.

Joe dirt is the only one that is allowed to have a mullet

Lightcrusade 9

At least he's a redneck instead of being gay :p

Little Johnny just wants to look like his aunt, who looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Eila1996 5

that sucks :(

And that is why it's an FML.

Yea I know, sounds like it should be on FML...wait

Another perfect example of some idiot desperate for the 1st comment.

Eila1996 5

I'm not an idiot. I've had first comment before, and I didn't have much to write, okay? Wait, I don't actually care if you approve or not. x

Eila1996 5

Oops I meant: I've never had first comment before.

There's and "I agree, your life sucks" button. Use it.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Business in the front, party in the back!

jazz23 2

Off topic but damn your gorgeous X_X

mymustache01 3

Hair so long it touches my crack XD

party in the front, business in the back

I thought it was business in the front party in the back

SecretMe00 5

It is.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

That sounds more like a reverse-mullet, my friend.

MetalxSoldier 26

You might be a Redneck if...

That's what she said.

47 aka emo bangs.

bugmenotmofo 34

Douche bag all around.

superbubbles 4

It's business in the front. Party in the back.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Edit : ignore this comment. Misread something.

KiddNYC1O 20

How did you manage to fuck that up, #2?

I wish someone would draw a picture of what that would look like

Mullets are usually for middle aged lesbians now a days.

Say ok and 'accidentally' get the haircutter to shave his head. At least it's better than a mullet

Let him rock his own look

my friend has a mullet. it's a girl. she infected me with her mulletness. I don't go on public with her.

Well you can never be in the Mullet brotherhood if you don't grow one. Notice how I capitalized the first letter in Mullet. Yeah, it deserves it. That's how badass they are.

mrphychrs 5

business in the front party in the back, your boy has style

you have to show him the swanson pyramid of greatness to show him there are 3 acceptable haircuts. the high and tight, the crew cut and the buzz cut

Let him experience it. He'll figure out soon enough that it's not a very...popular haircut, and he'll likely never want one again.

missybopoo 1

Horrible idea! He may accidentally start a trend and then we will have to see them EVERYWHERE!!!!