By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 201
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I thought it was business in the front party in the back

It's not 1985.


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It's not 1985.

what's wrong is that it's more effective than a purity ring.

12... kayla is reffering to the first comment that appears on the phone app... I actually see two first comments, the one you see and one saying "that sucks" which I assume is who kayla is telling off... the apps been going crazy lately!

Good one,5 ;)

Is Kayla serious or is she trolling? Btw does anyone remember Skroll?

mullets get you all the ladies

14- fuckmebutdontfml, I had to refresh this thread 4 times to see what you meant, many comments are popping in and out of here like quarks. :p But as far as getting a mullet goes, big deal. It's a hair cut. Play with it, see what you like, grow it out again. Who hasn't dyed their hair a weird or disagreeable colour once before just to test it out or had an odd cut as a kid? It's all part of growing up. :)

Everything. Everything is wrong with the mullet.

What's right with a mullet?!!?

Watch Joe Dirt and you'll see what's wrong with a mullet.

There are all kinds of mullet. Some of them are actually good. I don't see what's wrong with it unless he wants to shave two side of his head.

What's a mullet!!?? (I'm serious)

Agreed 37. I had all sorts of odd cuts and colours on my hair. I still do to be honest. Hair is a great way to experiment and express yourself without long term consequences like say... Tattoos. Hair grows out and you can change it.

In my opinion not a lot. My friend went to the hairdressers and the idiot doing her hair ignored what she want and had pretty much given her a mullet, luckily it looks quite good. They can look good and it depends what type

Both comments are different so you actually repeated yourself. "It" didn't do that.

"What's wrong with a mullet" he mean besides EVERYTHING?!

What a shitty FML. Oh no! Not a fucking mullet, whatever shall I do? Piss head

I know, right? I have one. It's a great haircut.

Joe dirt is the only one that is allowed to have a mullet

At least he's a redneck instead of being gay :p

Little Johnny just wants to look like his aunt, who looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

that sucks :(

And that is why it's an FML.

Yea I know, sounds like it should be on FML...wait

Another perfect example of some idiot desperate for the 1st comment.

I'm not an idiot. I've had first comment before, and I didn't have much to write, okay? Wait, I don't actually care if you approve or not. x

Oops I meant: I've never had first comment before.

There's and "I agree, your life sucks" button. Use it.

Business in the front, party in the back!

Off topic but damn your gorgeous X_X

Hair so long it touches my crack XD

party in the front, business in the back

I thought it was business in the front party in the back

That sounds more like a reverse-mullet, my friend.

You might be a Redneck if...

That's what she said.

47 aka emo bangs.

Douche bag all around.

It's business in the front. Party in the back.

Edit : ignore this comment. Misread something.

How did you manage to fuck that up, #2?

I wish someone would draw a picture of what that would look like

Mullets are usually for middle aged lesbians now a days.

Say ok and 'accidentally' get the haircutter to shave his head. At least it's better than a mullet

Let him rock his own look

my friend has a mullet. it's a girl. she infected me with her mulletness. I don't go on public with her.

Well you can never be in the Mullet brotherhood if you don't grow one. Notice how I capitalized the first letter in Mullet. Yeah, it deserves it. That's how badass they are.

business in the front party in the back, your boy has style

you have to show him the swanson pyramid of greatness to show him there are 3 acceptable haircuts. the high and tight, the crew cut and the buzz cut

Let him experience it. He'll figure out soon enough that it's not a very...popular haircut, and he'll likely never want one again.

Horrible idea! He may accidentally start a trend and then we will have to see them EVERYWHERE!!!!