Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
The end of an era
Today, my grown-ass son is refusing to get out of bed because some anime shark girl he watches is quitting YouTube. FML
Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Bewitched
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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JocelynKaulitz 28
I remember the old days where My Little Pony used to be just toys for little girls…
fuzz97 23
"not many people" except for every single brony. and there are a lot of them.
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Inediblepeaches 15
Your 15 year old son is awesome
Inediblepeaches 15
Aaaaaand in rushes the brony hate =_= We aren't all cloppers, we don't all just want to be different, and we aren't all gay =_= How ******* hard is it to understand that some people like to watch shows with adorable little ponies with good storylines and morals. Would you rather have your child out ruining their body, or have them watch a show about cute, little talking ponies? =_=
haleyhaught 6
BRONY!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Well at least he's not afraid to say what he wants.
jjmeow 10
I read this while listening to Rainbow Factory and sketching a pic of Twilight. Oh, and I had my FB Herd group open in another tab. Too much brony?
spotthefuckup 2
Better than weed.
joeyland 3
This was a very interesting feed indeed
little_monster21 0
well...would you rather him be watching **** like the other guys that age?
desertpunk75 11
I offer my condolences.
PunkySpunky78 15
I'm guessing the op means the my little pony: friendship is magic and not my little pony from the 1980's