Transportation: Gross

Gross

By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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Family jewels

By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By mandy - 23/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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Hystical 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 8:58

That's disgusting..

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:03

Next time you're on the bus with her, use a Pedegg and empty the contents into her bag.

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Hystical 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 8:58

That's disgusting..

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:36

I would have eaten her feet. problem solved.

babyyappld 7

Thursday 17 February 2011 12:10

I think I would of thrown up all over her if I were op that's just dirty. maybe that would teach her to leave nail clipping for when you're in the washroom

moodi_fml 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 16:09

that's disgusting, I would have yelled at her

phreshboi 1

Thursday 17 February 2011 21:32

why don't people stand up for themselves and say stop?

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:03

Next time you're on the bus with her, use a Pedegg and empty the contents into her bag.

I_R_Genius 3

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:14

Why did that just make me extremely horny?

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:25

Pedgegg shavings tend to have that effect on people. Aside from their main purpose as erotic stimulants, I also like to use them as a substitute for grated parmesan cheese.

fiveonefiveoh 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:21

erotic stimulant, I can agree with. but grated cheese replacement? now that's just gross. I can't eat erotic pleasure!

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 11:51

mmm pizza. although watching the pedegg ad does make me gag, and I have stood in a freezer full of dead bodies and felt nothing. which is a good thing because necrophilia is illegal and wrong

mikolyshka 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 17:48

...what?!?

nikki9tails 3

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:10

I would tell her to save that for bathroom, have some back bone Op

cmyk 19

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:18

grow some nuts and speak up! disgusting non the less. people now days.. *tsk tsk tsk*

atomicJ 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:19

that's funny. Atleast they didn't fly into your mouth! Or did they?...

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:32

People, please learn to stand up for yourselves. Don't end up like OP here, too cowardly to even say "stop that". I would have recommended saying "what the **** are you doing?"

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:46

Where is Vestfold?

wolve86 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:49

Is this a bus story that doesn't involve an erection pressed against body parts....? they do exist?

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:06

FML proves that riding a bus is always a terrible idea.

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:12

The bus is awesome. You see all kinds of cool shit on public transportation... Like drunk fights. And hobo arguments that turn into fights where the hobos are usually also drunk.