By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 944
You deserved it 2 597

Same thing different taste

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Next time you're on the bus with her, use a Pedegg and empty the contents into her bag.


I think I would of thrown up all over her if I were op that's just dirty. maybe that would teach her to leave nail clipping for when you're in the washroom

that's disgusting, I would have yelled at her

phreshboi 1

why don't people stand up for themselves and say stop?

Next time you're on the bus with her, use a Pedegg and empty the contents into her bag.

I_R_Genius 3

Why did that just make me extremely horny?

Pedgegg shavings tend to have that effect on people. Aside from their main purpose as erotic stimulants, I also like to use them as a substitute for grated parmesan cheese.

fiveonefiveoh 0

erotic stimulant, I can agree with. but grated cheese replacement? now that's just gross. I can't eat erotic pleasure!

mmm pizza. although watching the pedegg ad does make me gag, and I have stood in a freezer full of dead bodies and felt nothing. which is a good thing because necrophilia is illegal and wrong

I would tell her to save that for bathroom, have some back bone Op

grow some nuts and speak up! disgusting non the less. people now days.. *tsk tsk tsk*

atomicJ 0

that's funny. Atleast they didn't fly into your mouth! Or did they?...

People, please learn to stand up for yourselves. Don't end up like OP here, too cowardly to even say "stop that". I would have recommended saying "what the **** are you doing?"

Is this a bus story that doesn't involve an erection pressed against body parts....? they do exist?

FYLDeep 25

FML proves that riding a bus is always a terrible idea.

The bus is awesome. You see all kinds of cool shit on public transportation... Like drunk fights. And hobo arguments that turn into fights where the hobos are usually also drunk.

shynerdygirl 0

Yuck. Maybe you shoulda said something?

cookies61889 15

grow some nuts or boobs and say something