Kids: Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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Ah, those were the times…

By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:50 - United States - Ely

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

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By nh-Amazon - 27/04/2014 23:01 - United States - Plano

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

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By We're men! We don't grow up, we just grow old. - 24/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML

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Mothers know best

By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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Bewitched

By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:02

I remember the old days where My Little Pony used to be just toys for little girls…

fuzz97 23

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:46

"not many people" except for every single brony. and there are a lot of them.

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Caaiittlliinn 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:25

Don't be ashamed of his love for ponies!

CoolRainbowdash 15

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:34

BRONY POWER!!

CarouselHeart 11

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:35

So what? MLP is awesome, he could be watching something way worse. I guess he'll just have to love and tolerate the shit out of you. :D

lynn0985 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:37

Get ready for drag queen attire!

Rp123 1

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:39

Why are you ashamed of this? You should be proud that he's not afraid to express his individuality and be who he wants to be, as a parent you should understand that. Try and make him be someone he's not and you will end up with a very unhappy teenager. Shame on you.

Warden1986 16

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:46

Really never watch my little pony, but still enjoy cartoons. Specially Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny, Donald duck, Road Runner, Jonny bravo, dexter laboratory and Scobby Doo. Im 26 still watching these show, got a problem? Didn't think so

TACAttack 1

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:56

There's nothing wrong with watching My Little Pony, it's all about friendship and happiness. Maybe you should actually sit down and watch an episode with him before you judge it.

ehllychan 10

Sunday 5 August 2012 16:13

**** your son's life for having a childish prejudiced dimwit for a parent, who thinks he has a problem because he's smart and adult enough to like things he likes without caring about what other people think of it. I bet if he was out going to late night parties, getting high and wasted and getting random girls pregnant you would be so proud :D Because it's so much more manly and mature than liking a well made cartoon about morals and friendship!

ajohnson37 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 16:43

I don't see the problem. There are a lot of bronies that are his age and older. BROHOOF!!!

WhyAmUHere 19

Sunday 5 August 2012 16:50

The brony must suffer.

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