Dress up

By Hystcheria - 06/11/2021 12:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
I agree, your life sucks 887
You deserved it 94

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Let the weirdo keep it and move on. Throw all his clothes away and forget he ever existed.

So, he can still get into your pants it seems...

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Let the weirdo keep it and move on. Throw all his clothes away and forget he ever existed.

You need to burn those clothes. Set his house on fire to burn them, and if there's collateral damage, so be it.

So, he can still get into your pants it seems...