Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
The end of an era
Today, my grown-ass son is refusing to get out of bed because some anime shark girl he watches is quitting YouTube. FML
Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Bewitched
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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JocelynKaulitz 28
I remember the old days where My Little Pony used to be just toys for little girls…
fuzz97 23
"not many people" except for every single brony. and there are a lot of them.
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Comments (112)
KattataFish 4
Damn bronys..
ultra_notorious 26
something's wrong here, I stopped watching when I was 7.
MissingNO123 7
Can someone please tell me how the f^ck this got past moderation
DJ_G11_SMITH 8
Bronies are gay and they should all die
stoptrying 9
Someone lost his girlfriend to a brony 20% cooler than him.
Inediblepeaches 15
Edit: Wrong comment >.< sorry
Hydromicide 6
What is up with guys liking this stupid show? It was made to appeal to girls.
Calyx_fml 22
Cutesy crap is nauseating. It's just as bad as Elmo and Barney and Hello Kitty. Makes me want to crank Meshuggah and Cannibal Corpse at 100db.
Sugarsoda 6
Your son is awesome.
KiddNYC1O 22
I like Spongebob.
annasher961 11
BRONIES UNITE
biebslove 2
Why are you complaining? Your son is clearly the coolest kid ever.