Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML
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blobzorz
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sleep is better
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tysta
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Just Jack off and sleep good.... Problem solved.
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blobzorz
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sleep is better
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breakingakajav
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great sex-- and great sleep, and by that I mean time for a new gf!
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karina_said
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do it during the day(:
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slappomatt
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wow if that's the worst thing that happens to you your doing pretty damn good. you. know something like 3/4 of women don't come regularly be happy you found a good one
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buddybudda
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uhhh. what kind of girlfriend snorts that loud I have great sex and sleep like a baby you need a new girlfriend.
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SynchUp
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-high fives LtWiggles-
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babyteef
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fake, snoring and orgasms are not related.
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shananigans
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My sister, for whatever reason, snores louder
when she's extra tired. Maybe the OPs girlfriend is similar, in which case OP must be really wearing her out!
when she's extra tired. Maybe the OPs girlfriend is similar, in which case OP must be really wearing her out!
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SirWhatsHisFace
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15, that's because you are a baby.
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Thatguywhotrolls
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allyannamarie, I'd think you were kidding, but since you posted the same thing twice, your probably not. Sex is in no way more important than sleep, and health expert will tell you that. Not to mention the health detriments of energy drinks and caffiene.
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mrguy266
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23..how would they come with THIS kind of a story?
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buddybudda
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ya but a manwhore baby just remember I could do a girl anywhere I want all the girl has to do is put a blank over me and no one will ever know
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debiasio69696969
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Amazing sex > anything else
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ericownz101
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shove your meatstick in her gaping snore emitter, problen solved
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youngrob
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8- coffee and energey drinks don't keep you up that long.
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iSitt
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put your earplugs in her nostrils
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swimchic007
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lol 52
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IchbinSyn
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Agree 52 ftw
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In_your_face
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Sleep is for the WEAK!!!!!
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cincin75
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Apparently, you are a big snorer.
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ericownz101
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lol sweeet me ftw
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skittle68
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I hate it when people snore :(
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IchbinSyn
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73 wanna Plug into my amps;)
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ninomunoz
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81... ugh.
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waimcyked10
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goo 83!
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JGood08
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fucking win
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xKazama_Blood
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I guess a good dick puts a girl to sleep
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julian1179
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ooooor you can try having sex in the morning instead of night
there problem fixed! =D
there problem fixed! =D
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blue_eyes4602
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I agree with 4
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hogsss
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mix and match. balance is key
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sleepyman
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duh! just have sex all night
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Giorgio272
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while she is asleep just put your dick in her mouth. o wait this sounds like another fml I have read. o well.
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bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaa
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instead of having sex with her just jerk off, it feels good and you won't have to worry about her snoring
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Crimson35124
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hold her hand, maybe she'll stop snoring like the girl from a week ago
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120796gators
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yeah 15 u have not had sex or u wudnt hav that stupid pic and hookers don't count
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120796gators
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31 u r the biggest idiot everyone nos sleep is way more important than sex she was just kidding there r such things as a joke
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sAnChEz_98
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umm ok if you think sleep is BETTER than sex, you either havent had a good lay or you are a virgin!!!!!! come on! (pun intended!)
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purple_madnessxD
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#6 - I concur ^_^
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soupey_fml
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Snorgasms!
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kool_me
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have sex during the day
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woody768
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Alternate =D
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transam87
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put a gag ball on her
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tacoking5000
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that'll show her
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IchbinSyn
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My man snores no matter what the only answer sleeping pills , Valium
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davidhasmorefun
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you could always smother him with that giant rack of yours
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IchbinSyn
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79 haha his name is David my fav name I don't wanna kill him just quiet him n he freaks at sudden moves or sounds
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tysta
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Just Jack off and sleep good.... Problem solved.
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sparkman97
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Doesn't matter had sex
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ashylarry
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alternate days then. people are fucking stupid.
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Fridiculously
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that's what I was thinking.
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1LL337
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YDI for making her cone hard every time. Try switching it up sometimes and go slower when she's close
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Kazze
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How does one make a woman "cone"?
... also, why would you make it seem like that's a bad thing? "Oh, you give your girlfriend intense orgasms, you FUCKIN' LOSER!" That made no sense.
... also, why would you make it seem like that's a bad thing? "Oh, you give your girlfriend intense orgasms, you FUCKIN' LOSER!" That made no sense.
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bigojac2000
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deal with the snoring. u just have to go to sleep before her.
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fbpns
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Hey, if it's great sex, you shouldn't get any sleep anyway! Am I right?
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writergirl23
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Not everyone has sex all night. Doesn't have to be all night for it to be great.
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brackaman
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*Woosh* That was the sound of the joke as it went sailing over your head 160
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missangela
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make her sleep on the couch :)
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janey123
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Have amazing sex, then quietly move to the couch, and if she asks you why, say you thought you may have been snoring and you love her to much to wake her up. I do the same thing, and my bf( now fiancé) did that. Now we alternate who sleeps in the guest bedroom after amazing sex. We sleep well AND have the best sex in our lives.
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xfcanadiam
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that is just funny
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R3kli3
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put a walmart bag in her mouth
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habeeboburky94
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name of guy in this pic please?