great sex-- and great sleep, and by that I mean time for a new gf!

do it during the day(:

wow if that's the worst thing that happens to you your doing pretty damn good. you. know something like 3/4 of women don't come regularly be happy you found a good one

uhhh. what kind of girlfriend snorts that loud I have great sex and sleep like a baby you need a new girlfriend.

-high fives LtWiggles-

fake, snoring and orgasms are not related.

My sister, for whatever reason, snores louder when she's extra tired. Maybe the OPs girlfriend is similar, in which case OP must be really wearing her out!

15, that's because you are a baby.

allyannamarie, I'd think you were kidding, but since you posted the same thing twice, your probably not. Sex is in no way more important than sleep, and health expert will tell you that. Not to mention the health detriments of energy drinks and caffiene.

23..how would they come with THIS kind of a story?

ya but a manwhore baby just remember I could do a girl anywhere I want all the girl has to do is put a blank over me and no one will ever know

Amazing sex > anything else

shove your meatstick in her gaping snore emitter, problen solved

8- coffee and energey drinks don't keep you up that long.

put your earplugs in her nostrils

lol 52

Agree 52 ftw

Sleep is for the WEAK!!!!!

Apparently, you are a big snorer.

lol sweeet me ftw

I hate it when people snore :(

73 wanna Plug into my amps;)

81... ugh.

goo 83!

fucking win

I guess a good dick puts a girl to sleep

ooooor you can try having sex in the morning instead of night there problem fixed! =D

I agree with 4

mix and match. balance is key

duh! just have sex all night

while she is asleep just put your dick in her mouth. o wait this sounds like another fml I have read. o well.

instead of having sex with her just jerk off, it feels good and you won't have to worry about her snoring

hold her hand, maybe she'll stop snoring like the girl from a week ago

yeah 15 u have not had sex or u wudnt hav that stupid pic and hookers don't count

31 u r the biggest idiot everyone nos sleep is way more important than sex she was just kidding there r such things as a joke

umm ok if you think sleep is BETTER than sex, you either havent had a good lay or you are a virgin!!!!!! come on! (pun intended!)

#6 - I concur ^_^

Snorgasms!

have sex during the day

Alternate =D

that'll show her

My man snores no matter what the only answer sleeping pills , Valium

you could always smother him with that giant rack of yours

79 haha his name is David my fav name I don't wanna kill him just quiet him n he freaks at sudden moves or sounds

Doesn't matter had sex

that's what I was thinking.

How does one make a woman "cone"? ... also, why would you make it seem like that's a bad thing? "Oh, you give your girlfriend intense orgasms, you FUCKIN' LOSER!" That made no sense.

Not everyone has sex all night. Doesn't have to be all night for it to be great.

*Woosh* That was the sound of the joke as it went sailing over your head 160

Have amazing sex, then quietly move to the couch, and if she asks you why, say you thought you may have been snoring and you love her to much to wake her up. I do the same thing, and my bf( now fiancé) did that. Now we alternate who sleeps in the guest bedroom after amazing sex. We sleep well AND have the best sex in our lives.

name of guy in this pic please? 