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By SkiMaskFukd - / Friday 7 May 2010 13:25 / United States
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wow if that's the worst thing that happens to you your doing pretty damn good. you. know something like 3/4 of women don't come regularly be happy you found a good one

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uhhh. what kind of girlfriend snorts that loud I have great sex and sleep like a baby you need a new girlfriend.

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My sister, for whatever reason, snores louder when she's extra tired. Maybe the OPs girlfriend is similar, in which case OP must be really wearing her out!

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allyannamarie, I'd think you were kidding, but since you posted the same thing twice, your probably not. Sex is in no way more important than sleep, and health expert will tell you that. Not to mention the health detriments of energy drinks and caffiene.

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ya but a manwhore baby just remember I could do a girl anywhere I want all the girl has to do is put a blank over me and no one will ever know

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while she is asleep just put your dick in her mouth. o wait this sounds like another fml I have read. o well.

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31 u r the biggest idiot everyone nos sleep is way more important than sex she was just kidding there r such things as a joke

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umm ok if you think sleep is BETTER than sex, you either havent had a good lay or you are a virgin!!!!!! come on! (pun intended!)

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79 haha his name is David my fav name I don't wanna kill him just quiet him n he freaks at sudden moves or sounds

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How does one make a woman "cone"? ... also, why would you make it seem like that's a bad thing? "Oh, you give your girlfriend intense orgasms, you FUCKIN' LOSER!" That made no sense.

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Have amazing sex, then quietly move to the couch, and if she asks you why, say you thought you may have been snoring and you love her to much to wake her up. I do the same thing, and my bf( now fiancé) did that. Now we alternate who sleeps in the guest bedroom after amazing sex. We sleep well AND have the best sex in our lives.

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