Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
babyerinn 0
try changing your phone number dub!
jessikaneal 0
hahahahahha. that's great xD
vbmg152 19
He's the one with a problem! He is obviously living in the past! Ignore him & get on with your life, he hasn't done anything! He's all talk! You could have him arrested but that will just validate him! I say ignore him completely!
xxkissthadevilxx 0
he or she must either be that jealous of u or in love with u lol
JesusSchwartz 5
Call him out: let him prove he can come and do anything to you, then be waiting for him with a good buggering...
colormeimpressed 0
your bully likes you. You know what they say about bullies...they only torture You because they secretly like you. he wants you.
d33emar 0
r u virgin too? get a restraining order geeez
writergirl23 19
ever heard of tape recording phone calls and restraining orders
loveuforever 0
That's when you call the cops and have them deal with it. it's a little thing called harassment. That three letter word, "ass", is in there for a reason. And don't worry, your name will be kept anonymous. :)
knya03 0
He has no life