No sex for you

By oops - 03/07/2021 13:59

Spicy
Today, I gave my mom a shirt as a birthday present. Apparently, she already had the exact same shirt, so asked me for the receipt so she could return it and get a different one. When she read the receipt, she grounded me. I forgot I bought a box of condoms when I bought the shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 529
You deserved it 896

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Ambrily 27

She grounded you for protecting yourself? Wow.

Mom clearly just wants you to go bare back. Get that women some grandchildren already.

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diraven 15

Should have said you thought they were birthday party balloons

Mom clearly just wants you to go bare back. Get that women some grandchildren already.

Ambrily 27

She grounded you for protecting yourself? Wow.