By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
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shaPOW 0
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why does everyone on fml insist on using the phrase "explosive diarrhea"?

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dino_witha_cape 0

look on the bright side. at least it wasn't a 10 hour transatlantic flight

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Blardo 0

that happens dont know why he would dislike you

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lolfood 24
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How would you react to someone shitting their pants beside you?

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darkimmortal777 6

lol ew

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Amkii 0
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How do you know he was single? Just because he's not married doesn't mean he's not seeing anyone. Or do you talk to hot strangers about their love lives often? Anyway, it's not like you were going to shit your pants in front of him. How is this bad? I just hope you were sitting on the aisle.

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qwerty8788 4
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probably bcause he doesn't have a wedding ring dumbass

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jjpavo 0
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doesnt mean he does have a gf, dumbass

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peachykeen13 0

when I'm flying the people next to me often start a friendly conversation. maybe he was the one to bring up that he was single. and "explosive" implies that she couldn't control it.

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shaPOW 0
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why does everyone on fml insist on using the phrase "explosive diarrhea"?

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angelnoir 0

it seems like everyone on fml has "explosive diarrhea"

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mbeasley14 0

Frag out!

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cecilia_weasley 0
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Ask for Imodium? Or pepto bismol. Owch, girl

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Thassodar 0
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Let me put it this way: There's a fetish for everything. For all you know this guy may blow his load to chicks having explosive diarrhea. Don't worry about it is my motto.

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dhooks111490 8
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Don't worry about HAS to be your motto. With a face like that I would be so depressed if I cared. So good for you incredibly weird looking black dude

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robbietherabbit 0

what did it explode in your pants while you were sitting there?

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dino_witha_cape 0

look on the bright side. at least it wasn't a 10 hour transatlantic flight

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Bobby64 29
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Exactly! And it could have been TWO attractive single guys. Stay optimistic, OP! ^_^

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lovepulse 0
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OUCH! that really sucks

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redroses5 0
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You think you're fucked? At least you didn't know anyone. I got explosive diarrhea the other day during a test. I had to sit there because the teacher wouldn't allow make-ups. I reached the bathroom, but before I could pull my pants down I pooped myself. Now that's fucked up- try walking to your car on a crowded college campus with your pants full of shit. Good thing I didn't run into anyone.. but still embarrassing as hell. And I had to clean up my car afterward because of the smell FML.

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stopthestupid 5
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why not throw out your underwear?

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