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Same thing different taste
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How would you react to someone ******** their pants beside you?
How do you know he was single? Just because he's not married doesn't mean he's not seeing anyone. Or do you talk to hot strangers about their love lives often? Anyway, it's not like you were going to shit your pants in front of him. How is this bad? I just hope you were sitting on the aisle.
probably bcause he doesn't have a wedding ring dumbass
doesnt mean he does have a gf, dumbass
why does everyone on fml insist on using the phrase "explosive diarrhea"?
lmao, win ^^
Ask for Imodium? Or pepto bismol. Owch, girl
Let me put it this way: There's a fetish for everything. For all you know this guy may blow his load to chicks having explosive diarrhea. Don't worry about it is my motto.
Don't worry about HAS to be your motto. With a face like that I would be so depressed if I cared. So good for you incredibly weird looking black dude
Exactly! And it could have been TWO attractive single guys. Stay optimistic, OP! ^_^
OUCH! that really sucks
You think you're ******? At least you didn't know anyone. I got explosive diarrhea the other day during a test. I had to sit there because the teacher wouldn't allow make-ups. I reached the bathroom, but before I could pull my pants down I pooped myself. Now that's ****** up- try walking to your car on a crowded college campus with your pants full of shit. Good thing I didn't run into anyone.. but still embarrassing as hell. And I had to clean up my car afterward because of the smell FML.
why not throw out your underwear?
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why does everyone on fml insist on using the phrase "explosive diarrhea"?
look on the bright side. at least it wasn't a 10 hour transatlantic flight