Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
fucmylifealot 0
ask him if being a bully has made up for being molested as a kid and never loved by his parents. then ask if he's considered suicide
yeti420 0
buy a gun and shoot him in the knee (For legal reasons I suggest a squirt gun.)
amadan 0
Man the **** up
Txwoman123 0
put a restraining order on his immature self and then put his crazy butt in jail when he breaks the order!
Coconutscyclone 0
o.o that's kinda sad... i wonder how s/he lives now while you're moving on in life
GarageRock 3
call him a fat retard next time...I did that to mine, he apologized and bought me a beer
BicPlease 3
I think that's called STALKING. turn him over to the police! At the very least, change your phone number.
Rene_North 1
mine just sends letters in the mail.
greenjedi 0
dude ******* take a stand that's ridiculous
Cynical_in_SK 6
You should work out and take some self-defense classes. Then when you are ready call him up on it and when he comes over you kick his ass! Problem solved. Or you could try and call the cops...although I hardly think that constitutes harassment.