Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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Top comments
TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
Ikdiy2009 0
um yeah I'd call the cops, what a creep.
CrazyCountryGirl 5
sounds like he needs to get over high school
devianThought 0
Pretty sure he wants your nuts, OP. Take the hint already, it's been going on for too long!!
walkern1891 0
at least you know that you'll always have someone to remember it your birthday!
sky22_fml 7
Is he serious?? Wth lol
thebillster93 0
okay this a joke it's no big deal
CatTTy 10
If he's been doing this for this long, and still hasn't suffered any consequences, and is still able to reliably find OP's information, I'll bet the bully grew up and became a cop. Am I right, OP?
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for not standing up to him by now. Stop being so meek and bully him back. That's all it takes.
Bootrick 11
Post his info on a raid board
tookietookie123 5
Sounds like someone likes you ;P