Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
zomgbies 17
Wow and you haven't filed harassment charges yet? YDI
archos58 10
First, if you live in different states, he is committing a felony, "Transmitting threats across state lines", second, just get a no contact order issued by a judge, that shouldn't take more than an hour of time, third, you can always sue for harassment. If you do nothing to secure your own life, you do, 'deserve it'. You get the treatment you accept in life.
JokersHQ 21
You know that's harassment and you could probably go to the authorities about it. Hope everything works out ok.
RaivenGizmo 14
Sounds a little gay to me
its_jonny_bro 16
Go to a site called shitsenders.com. They will send a pound of any kind of animals shit anonymously to whom ever you choose
NamelessFace 22
Block him! What are you waiting for?
WhackTheJackal 22
He has won life.
Starham1 14
Well then. I like this guy.
Inquizeron 18
Hide yo kids hide yo wife
MorganBall04 14
That seems more like a stalker. You should probably change your number.