By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Dudernahada 0

I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?

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Shadic 0

They say brides are nuts for a reason.

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picturetaker 0

sounds a bit funky.

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lives_ppl 0

Oh my goodness. Who did that???

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juliaispink 1

YA WE WANNA KNOW!!!

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Incubuss 0

Oh gosh, FYL. But hey, at least it wasn't blood.

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doze765 0

this makes no sense. how are we supposed to understand this?

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clairebearo1 2

i'm still a bit confused in general... who would have done it? someone she knows apparently because they know of the wedding? idk its all vague. if this is true that sucks... i smell a law suit. or i'd agree with #4 knuckle shuffle it.

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darkmis1 17

This is confusing-did somebody else want to marry your fiance? You need to be a little more clear on this

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o0ginger0o 7

Seriously... The bride could've written the note for another purpose and whoever it was written to got pissed and got even. The groom could've done it because she was being a bride from hell. She might've outbid someone else who also wanted the church that day. Could've been a jealous ex. There's infinite possibilities here.

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DrunkenValor 0

Well, it's official, you're now... erm... redbluegreenvalor?

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DrunkenValor 0

Everyone was always saying "When will rbg and dv hook up!? When!?" I guess now. Brought together by an anecdote of someone else misfortune.

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redbluegreen 40

Exactly. We should honestly get an award, I think. First married couple via FMyLife. Maybe.

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DrunkenValor 0

Pffft, like I'd get into a church without immolating.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

@133 This is a Kanye-free zone none of that

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

The church thing actually is what I was thinking. I told every one of my friends that if I become a crazy bridezilla, they have the permission to slap me until I get a grip.

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st0815 9

Just set yourself a budget and keep in mind that you are not royalty while you do that.

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AthroughZ0_9 0

Personally, I think that the groom is cheating on the OP and the other woman did that.

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