Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
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Dudernahada 0
I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?
Shadic 0
They say brides are nuts for a reason.
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Comments (271)
MiniatureMayhem 0
This smells kinda fake to me. What do you guys think?
Mr_Eated 0
Looks fake to me too....unless she is/was such a bridezillish Diva-bitch that he couldn't take it any more...in which case there are far classier ways to let her know.
allmidnighteyes 11
hooch is craaazy ♥ whoever gets this
Mousie1097 5
Scrubs? My favorite show ever
littlesthopper25 0
yeah this makes no sense to me :( i'm thinking it was probably either a stolen spot at the church or he had another woman or something??
DrunkenValor 0
I'm going to put on some speed metal... wait outside and mow you down.
leili 0
I LOVE Scrubs!!!
everyroad_fml 0
Exactly what I was thinking! Maybe she didn't tell us because she didn't know and this was all she knew...
kbbe48 0
i get it and i love you.
cthulhu1138 1
Breaking and entering for the express purpose of destroying a piece of property costing thousands of dollars? Sounds like burglary to me. Good revenge would involve the police arresting the bitch who did this at her wedding.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...I can blame it on the wine The smell of your perfume The way the are heads are turning When you walk in the room But something’s going on More then animal attraction at play, yeah It ain’t your eyes your lips your nose your hips That got me in this mess... Blame it on that red dress..." That's right. Blame it on the dress. The dress did it too itself cause it wanted to get married instead of helping you with yours.
1ParanoidAndroid 7
That sucks. I hope you get the police involved. What so many people don't understand is that the OP only gets 300 characters to tell their story. I'm guessing much is left out to get all the major points in. Hopefully she comes back and tells everyone the rest of the story.
BikerMike 0
There is some info missing like WHO did it and WHY. You must have pissed someone off
tangerine_12 0
ooohh look whos jealous. wait, who IS jealous? this FML is missing some information here.
madd_mikk 0
i dont see why everyone is so confused.. i agree with #46, she can't tell the whole story. maybe her fiance has a vicious ex-girlfriend or something.