Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
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Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I went to wish one of my friends a happy birthday on his Facebook wall, only to see that I was blocked. Turns out, he blocked me because he'd developed a crush on me for some time and couldn’t stand seeing the posts between me and my new boyfriend. So basically I can only be his friend if I’m single. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
You were talking for four months without actually meeting? I don't blame the guy.
RichardPencil 30
A little less conversation, a little more action, please. Nothing is going to happen from behind a keyboard. You've got to meet in person as soon as you're 80% sure the "guy" isn't a robot, scammer or serial killer.
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Iamthebanzai22 21
You were talking for four months without actually meeting? I don't blame the guy.
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Gurl you deserve better than someone who leads you on then chooses someone else. You’re now free to find someone who will choose you.
cuz803 44
Life goes on. Just keep putting yourself out there more.
RichardPencil 30
A little less conversation, a little more action, please. Nothing is going to happen from behind a keyboard. You've got to meet in person as soon as you're 80% sure the "guy" isn't a robot, scammer or serial killer.
Crowned Sataness 12
talking for 4 months and hadn't even met? I'd have gotten bored and wandered off long before that