Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
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Dudernahada 0
I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?
Shadic 0
They say brides are nuts for a reason.
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Comments (271)
AaronVonNagel 0
dont complain, you own a friggen pool hah
rhodium 0
Find out who did it, sue the shit out of her.
licketyslit 0
YDI for wanting to start a new family and getting married
cutiepi 0
crazy shit.
cantanstrophe 0
*ahem*Bride Wars*ahem*
HeroicDude 0
What a ****. Murder her!
Gaelgoir 0
I don't think this happened..
scythefwd 0
How did the vandal get the dress?? I'm calling fake. Seriously, for this to happen, then vandal would have to be in the brides wedding party, have access to the dress while the bride isn't around (or passed out), and have a grudge. 1. Have to be in the brides party, who else would have access to the dress either the day before or the day of. Who else would the bride give unrestricted access to her house/changing room/hotel room? If the person was in the party, then the bride would probably know if that person was supposed to be getting married..... 2. Person had to have access to the dress. Either the bride got pissed at her party the night before her wedding (it happens, but it is always dumb) and passed out or the person had total and unrestricted access to the dress. The dress would probably be at the hotel room, mothers house/ brides house etc.... Who would the bride give that free of access to but a "close" and trusted friend. 3. How could the bride not know of a grudge big enough to cause a person to do that? How could the bride allow that person that much access to her wedding dress??
tymarie2012 31
they don't necessarily NEED to be in the wedding party.... they could be someone who knows someone who's in the wedding party. or since that's such a busy day and there's people going in and out of her house it's very easy for someone to walk in and do something like that without people noticing.
paladininwaiting 1
to #69....COOL STORY BRO!!!!! Rocks! If you don't understand this comment, or the word Daenner, nevermind, sorry!
mundhp92ml 0
i say fake, i think she would be more caught up trying to find out who did it/getting a new dress if it was a real story. and probs would not have time to post it on FML