Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
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Dudernahada 0
I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?
Shadic 0
They say brides are nuts for a reason.
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Comments (271)
GriefBacon 0
How is someone able to get ahold of your wedding dress in the first place? Do you not lock your doors?
ban4023 0
wtf what did u do?
lets_be_ian 5
If this wedding is like most other weddings there are most likely handfuls of women running around yelling at each other over who is supposed to carry what, who's hair is to get done next, etc. There are also just as many guys milling around to the side trying to stay the hell out of the way and looking at each other nervously. Wedding days are usually insane running non-stop until the "I do". Wouldn't surprise me that anyone could sneak in and do what they wanted to, assuming they knew the bride. Again, we don't know the whole story. And really, who gives a shit what you think of twilight... find a twilight blog or something.
tymarie2012 31
most intelligent response on here that I've seen so far. congrats.
monster_tamer 11
How the heck did a ruined wedding dress turn into a discussion about Twilight? o.o But wow, OP, what happened afterwards? X.x
wanderingasian 0
was it the husband who wrote "it's my wedding bitch!"
alwaysalady 0
maybe a neighbor or sister or cousin got pushed off her preferred date by the OP. Then they would have had access to the house.
ohJeeznotme 7
Lock your damn doors
FerrariCake 2
Considering all the evidence (same wedding day as you, has access to your house, knows where you kept the dress), the prime suspect: your fiance OR... one of your multiple personalities.
Jason_fml 0
This is why you shouldn't get trashed out of your mind the night before your wedding.
im4evaonyomind 0
OMG, today is MY wedding day too........Bitch! ha ha ha I'm kidding, jus dating.