By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
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fjvitt 14

I’m not lining up to catch that garter...

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Allie614032 34

Well. I doubt anyone will ever forget your wedding.

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fjvitt 14

I’m not lining up to catch that garter...

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Glowworm56 26

"Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?" doesn't get more fitting than this.

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Allie614032 34

Well. I doubt anyone will ever forget your wedding.

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RichardPencil 30

That was quick. Most people get a few good years before their marriages turn to shit.

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RichardPencil 30

I wish the English language had a word that succinctly describes how this situation sounds. I’m think if there were such a word, it wouldn’t be “pretty.”

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Eli May 4

are we still doing white weddings cus if so yikesssss

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Ummyeahno 0

Yeah that's a shitty start to your marriage...

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Zekfen 17

Where is a sink when you need one? Was Melissa McCarthy one of your Bridesmaids?

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ojosRojos 28

Hopefully your dress was puffy and people couldn’t immediately see it...and it didn’t get on the floor...and they somehow couldn’t smell it? Maybe? That’s all I got. I’m sorry OP, I hope you got cleaned up and we’re able to enjoy some of your wedding day!

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