Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
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Dudernahada 0
I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?
Shadic 0
They say brides are nuts for a reason.
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Comments (271)
MLSxxox 3
Wht the hell #123??? Are yhoo just looking for any excuse to say YDI?? OP: There must be some crazy bitches out there...
MisterWho_fml 0
OP: In what did you get married? Also, who would say YDI to this?
binaryalice 0
i'm so confused! also my grandma is getting married today in a red dress...irony?
DollxFace 4
There is no true set "rules" on how vampires survive, every author has a different point of view, I believe Stephanie Meyer stole her idea on them surviving in the sun from Anne Rice. Read The first few pages on The Vampire Lestat. Twilight the movie is horrible, the books truely weren't that bad. Nothing AMAZING, but they were okay. Don't hate unless you've read the books, those who have and don't like it, SHUT UP, No one ASKED for your opinion, and those who are crazy obsessed, GET A LIFE. and for the post, That has really blow, but I'd like to know who did it and why. If you know, You should stab her while shes in her dress and then throw her in a pool.
skullwaste 0
more details?
giratina16 0
who ever did it i would chop off her hair when she was sleeping and stick it in her food and put ink in her tea/coffee, then i would find her wedding dress and smother it in dog shit
cheaptrick3307 0
you were probally banging her fiancé. serves you right.
AshleyRose784 0
woah, who did you piss off? call judge judy!
aliealieawhoaa 0
******* *****, curbstomp her assss!
01phoenix 0
There can't be 2 weddings on the same day? I would sue her for everything she wished she could've had
tymarie2012 31
oh yeah cause there's a law stating that you can't get married on the same exact day as someone else.....