Animals: Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could...

By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 297

You deserved it 20 332

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Another fine mess

By Stephanie - 05/03/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 691

You deserved it 5 532

Tidy your room

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 451

You deserved it 447

By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 890

You deserved it 3 858

By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 219

You deserved it 3 749

Precision strike

By Zodiacfall - 27/10/2019 02:00

Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 601

You deserved it 239

By nakedweddingday - 04/07/2013 02:40 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 959

You deserved it 3 732

Stupid cat

By cathater - 06/01/2020 01:00 - United States - Eddington

Today, as I was getting dressed for my big date, my cat pooped on my only shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 928

You deserved it 757

By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 608

You deserved it 4 324

Hard to beat

By onlyslightly - 30/11/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 027

You deserved it 4 845

I'm gonna be late

By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 126

You deserved it 3 308

jm88 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:30

I don't want to say you deserved it but... you put alot of faith in luck by exposing your wedding dress like that =(

Melanie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:17

Emergency dry cleaning FTW! I'm sure any cleaners will take it on an emergency basis. Then close the door to the room it's in ;)

Comments

Melanie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:17

Emergency dry cleaning FTW! I'm sure any cleaners will take it on an emergency basis. Then close the door to the room it's in ;)

JamesM9794 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 5:56

ydi for owning a cat

lizzilla8297 2

Thursday 30 September 2010 15:25

ydi for calling your cat an "it".

Wittlestalker 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:25

Wow, that sucks hard but as Melanie already said I am sure you can take it somewhere to get an emergency dry cleaning. I spilled fruit punch on my communion dress when I was younger and my mother had no problem finding a cleaner.

aupilot 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:25

Who gets married on a Wednesday?

dont_stop_believ 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 7:10

I know !

xxmsmartinezxx 0

Monday 10 October 2011 15:26

Is that really what your thinking about... But it is kinda true

jm88 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:30

I don't want to say you deserved it but... you put alot of faith in luck by exposing your wedding dress like that =(

DiSab 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:32

Just one more reason all cats should be killed.

lamarr 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:34

#5 you need to smoke a spliff, dude

NewLogic87 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:36

#7 - notion seconded.

TEAZO 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:36

dude if i had a wedding dress it would be rapped up in like 50 bags to insure that i would not ruin it.

mushroomcloud 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:37

That's a sign!

Bunny420 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:37

Noname must have a pretty messed up life... you know the wedding dress peed on by her cat, and spelling her name wrong and being corrected by her young mentally challenged class, her dad been arrested for methamphetamines, and way more... If i didn't know better, i'd suspect these were being made up...