Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
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Dudernahada 0
I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?
Shadic 0
They say brides are nuts for a reason.
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Comments (271)
fawfulster 11
I think you can order an incestigation... Either way, I think your husband has a creepy stalker. Imagine some twitard throwing Bella's wedding dress and putting some shit like "Today's MY wedding day BITCH. EDWARD IS MINE!!!!!1". I beleive it's something along those lines...
theactress 0
It was Mrs. Scarlet, in the kitchen, with the can of red paint.
teiso_fml 0
Why is everyone assuming that the OP knows more info than she's telling us? Maybe she does, maybe she doesn't, but she's just saying what happened. Could be she's just as confused as the rest of us.
Amira_rox 0
"Twilight doesn't even follow all the "true" facts about vampires... In Twilight they can survive in the sun, I mean what the hell?" Please forgive me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that a vampire was a fictional character and therefore its charictaristics were not under the standard constrants of fact that a normal and real species would be subject to and hence could be varied by the creative licence of the author. I'm sorry if I am incorrect and a vampire really is a registered species and therefore certain facts that surround it are incorrect in the Twilight Saga, thus making it the pathetic novel that you speak of. I personally couldn't care less, if you ask me your just digging for excuses to bag out what millions of people world wide consider to be an exellently written and executed novel. BTW what the heck does Twilight have to do with a ruined wedding dress?
Passerbye 0
Man, that sucks. Did the wedding go alright, anyway? I mean, ultimately, it's just a dress.
haaylz 0
ouch! sorry to hear!
RavishMe77 0
That's horrible! Who was the culprit, though?
Violet_Grace 0
Depending on the rest of the story that's not included here, I'd be taking some pictures and getting a lawyer. Obviously it was someone she knew then or else they wouldn't have had access to the house, unless they broke in, which they could be arrested for anyway... Regardless, what a crappy thing to do... people really suck sometimes.
Kidfloe369 2
everybody need 2 get off 165... its called PARAPHRASING... thats bogus tho OP
nomis_fml 0
bride wars...