Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
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Dudernahada 0
I'm sorry but I dont get it. Is there a story behind this?
Shadic 0
They say brides are nuts for a reason.
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siobhanclarke199 0
OP, that's terrible. I'd stick that bitch, that's so uncalled for. Hope everything worked out for you. --Can't help it. Obviously Meyer has turned the entire vampire legend into a festering mass of sparkling, gay vampires (I mean, you're allowed to do what you want with fiction, but come on!). I mean seriously, I've read the first book. The first page is kind of hard to stomach, I was rather embarassed to be reading this. Abusive relationships, creepy stalking, the systematic rape of Bram Stoker's invention, his masterpiece? The books disgust me, the movie is not even worth the time. If you want an interesting read, pick up Anne Rice or Stephen King or Margaret Atwood or something, just not this pile of feces. But to each his own.
happycracky456 0
Who was the lady?? Give more detaillss
Mr_schadenfreude 0
So... that was a red letter day, then.
Ohnothingreally 0
Your husband wanted to play a game of clue!
evilmonkey02 4
Damn...
Watermelon2 0
I would go ruin her wedding now by sensing 20 pitbulls in the churchbto cause a diaturbance. Revenge is awesome :)
asdfghjkl14 0
damn I feel bad for you ,you should find that nigga
smarties25 0
ouch.... if yu find the girl b*tch slap her kayy?????
burningpassion 3
haha that reminds me of bride wars was it a best friend who was jealous b/c it was her wedding day?
mygiraffe 1
if you know who it is say, 'you call me a bitch? bitch is a dog , dogs bark, bark comes from trees, trees are nature , nature is beutiful, thankss for the compliment(:' & steal HER weddding dress(: