By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
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rustylane 6

If it's not going to hurt the window, it's not going to hurt you.

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shellz102 12

Are you sure he was trying to be romantic?

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gojira666 7

...or just talk to you through the open window

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imaginaryvoice 18

I'm not gonna lie, I laughed at all three of these comments

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wallandpiece 16

Romeo and Juliet didn't text each other.

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nofearjenshere 12

Romeo: Will thou please sendith me a nude?

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Tali147 16

Juliet, will thou plz meeteth me @ yonder gate lol luv Romeo.

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nado13579 12

Romeo And Juliet wasn't romantic. Sure, the idea of it may be so, but the fact that it lasted three days ruins it.

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YoTengoTomatoes 7

77- We're reading the play in class right now and I could sure say differently..

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evilplatypus 38

I agree with 77. Two teenagers who've known each other less than a week and want to spend their lives together isn't romantic; it's every teenage relationship ever. The fact that they were willing to commit suicide doesn't make it any more romantic; it makes it emo.

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agm77 9

77 & 82- Don't forget that beside two teenagers committing suicide, 4 other innocent people were killed because of their "romantic" 3 day relationship.

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herrobear 0

So you got hit by a little stone? You have a terribly hard life.

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rustylane 6

If it's not going to hurt the window, it's not going to hurt you.

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LaughinStock 16

Op is lucky that he didn't throw a horse. :)

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kickuwithmyfist 1

7- lol family guy..

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nofearjenshere 12

41- Family Guy reference.

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other121 2

But little rocks don't hurt 0.o

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biggestfan23 11

There little stones as OP said, I'm sure they don't hurt that much

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elephantom12 9

"little stones" I doubt that would've hurt.

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Ferretface 13

Depends on how fast they're going. Bullets aren't all that large.

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notsorandomguy 18

If he's able to throw little stones at mach speed, he probably would be a star and a special ops soldier.

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elephantom12 9

Bullets are shot out of a gun. Unless this boyfriend was a transformer with a pistol as a hand I doubt he would've thrown it that hard since he most likely thought the window was closed and didn't want to break it.

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ScarletFever67 6

Though, having a transformer boyfriend would be pretty sweet...

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ILoveMyXbox 0

It's not that it "isn't his thing", he just made a simple accident. Loads of other people would make that mistake as well. Definitely including me.

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taytoc 10

They got your attention. Stop bitching

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omfgshiz 7

Should have flung it back down at him and say "Back at ya honey!" No? Okay.. .___.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Rock..... Rock..... HORSE! "is someone out there?" (huzzah for family guy refs!)

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crazydudefrom90s 10

I like the thought. Maybe next time he can climb up the water pipe next to your window!

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P374RD3D 9

How would he screw that up *deep in thought

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crazydudefrom90s 10

He won't, she might I'm thinking close the window as soon as he approaches claiming that some guy was throwing stones before!

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millie1267 4

Why would he be throwing stones if your standing there? Usually it's to get the persons attention but it seems like he's already gotten yours..

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globetrottter 3

Gotta give him an "A" for effort right? Most people these days think romance is a nice text message.

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Il_Maestro 6

I'd give him a "B" for effort. After all, where is the love song on guitar? And clearly he doesn't care about you, OP, or those rocks would've been diamonds.

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iHateHippiesToo 6

Plus an 'A' for her keeping her windows nice and clean.

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agm77 9

This isn't UC Santa Cruz...

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THExistentialist 13

C for lack of originality, and for the lack of boombox. boombox held high over his head... NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP,NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, BUT I WILL THROW STONES AND THEY WILL HURT YOU!

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