Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
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ariannaimelda
| 7
wow that's dedication to see you! he loves you :)
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MissBunnyWillEat
| 11
15, gee, idk. Two teenagers, in a room together at night... wow, I can't think of anything they could possible do... play monopoly, maybe?
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AnonymousOne234
| 3
FIRST...that sux op..fyl
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Gross2332
| 0
OP's bf was just checking his answers with her to evaluate his homework or he is insomniac and decided to come over or he just wanted to watch her sleep either way they weren't playing monopoly lol
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Evolution95
| 0
I bet he was pissed.
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rockindyl22
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Ah a true Romeo and Juliet story, except he's the only one who died...uh oh! You're next!D:
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shrinkydinks
| 0
why was your boyfriend climbing into your room at three in the morning? ydi
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BaconDave
| 12
You never know, his mother could've kick him out because he was mooching off of her!
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MissBunnyWillEat
| 11
15, gee, idk. Two teenagers, in a room together at night... wow, I can't think of anything they could possible do... play monopoly, maybe?
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Tjack_attack
| 0
or they could be doing homework
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Outsider_77
| 0
sex ed homework? hands on experiences of "how to have safe sex"?
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kingatowning
| 2
I thought he was gonna rape her. well I guess it's not rape if you yell or whisper suprise. and if she wasn't the wiser then it wouldn't be rape. and it could be wanted penetration
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
| 1
They were probably watching re-runs of Dora the Explorer.
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MrFlintstone
| 5
ya i hate the re runs but dora gets really exciting with new episodes
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theten_fml
| 9
Nah I doubt they were going to play monopoly. They were just gonna have sex. Next FML, "Today, the producers from 'Sixteen and Pregnant' told me I didn't make it on the show, FML"
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TheRealBruce
| 12
Oh noo that's horrible I hope he is ok
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swittig
| 0
Jeffrey come quick, OP's boyfriend is in the hospital!
Oh no!
I know!
Oh no!
I know!
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TheRealBruce
| 12
I know! it's horrible
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
They were playing Neopets.
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FlipInBrosky
| 4
81 - I knoooooww
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WishResign
| 0
69, I'm guessing you haven't discovered sarcasm?
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dolphincheddar
| 10
missbunny wanna play monopoly? also why did you make a new account? don't worry we can play it in your ever-so-popular hole via crawling
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cowsgomooxP
| 0
How romantic...? O_e
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erichsee14
| 0
#94 lol im pretty sure #69 WAS being sarcastic.
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WishResign
| 0
116 no. clearly...
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
| 9
He's climbing your windows he's snatching your people up...
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sexy_ukulele420
| 0
I'm gunna thumbs up your comment because of your picture
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bloodlust07
| 2
was ur dad mad?
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Marcel4_fml
| 3
I think the dad was more worries than mad
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I would be more pissed at having to drive the stupid fuck to the hospital. The boyfriend could've waited until morning.
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musiclexii124
| 0
I would be pissed off because
1. The daughter has a boyfriend who think's he's spiderman.
2. He was awoken by his sleep!
1. The daughter has a boyfriend who think's he's spiderman.
2. He was awoken by his sleep!
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dolphincheddar
| 10
no sir, he was overjoyed to drive a boy to the hospital that was clearly trying to bone his daughter
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bloodlust07
| 2
don't have to be an ass
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iSitt
| 0
I would have called 911 and have an ambulance take him.
then his parents would have been stuck with the bill.
plus if there been any other medical complications, it would have come up in the ambulance and not in your dads car.
then his parents would have been stuck with the bill.
plus if there been any other medical complications, it would have come up in the ambulance and not in your dads car.
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wwattdidyousay
| 0
My dad would have been pissed that he was woken then laugh his ass off and point at the kid will calling 911 :/
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smith2001
| 5
that must have been awkward
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Shaniaaa20
| 0
Oh damn. :/
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nateiztite
| 5
that's cooooooo *said in cartmans voice*
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TheMystery_fml
| 6
^^ douchbag^^
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BaconDave
| 12
^^douchebag who can't spell^^
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kingatowning
| 2
^^ Colonel the grammar/ spelling natzi sanders ^^ lol. so how about some fried chicken? I'm hungry.
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BaconDave
| 12
I don't like being the grammar nazi, but it's just hard to resist!
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smurfsarwales
| 9
cartman says it like Cooooo without the l. but cartman is a douchebag so you're kind of right.
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BaconDave
| 12
41 - I'm not your bang-maid!
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borntoperform
| 14
He's not very smart.
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nucky_fml
| 5
More like he's not a very good climber
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seanders
| 10
This said by a girl who says she'll be on broadway.
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mcgugs
| 0
^Shaaaaaaawg.
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Livinia
| 11
It's common sense to know that you shouldn't be climbing three story buildings at night and without safety gear.
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BShady96
| 0
idk it just seems that climbing through the window with full rock climbing gear on kinda takes away the romance...
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rawrriri
| 8
"Hold on sweetie let me just hook up all this safety gear! I'll be up in nooo time." I'm pretty sure that would make a lot of noise, as well
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xangelcutiexx
| 0
You look sooo much like Selena Gomez !!!
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lulututu
| 4
That is a picture of selena gomez.
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JesusFishTaco
| 5
No it's not dumbass.
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ariannaimelda
| 7
wow that's dedication to see you! he loves you :)
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Cryingraven
| 1
I only liked your comment causse of your picture {>_}
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Jiplo
| 18
Either dedication or idocracy!
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DalPozzo13
| 10
That would've been an akward car ride
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conan13_fml
| 0
for the dad, the boyfriend probably doesn't care if he is hurt bad enough to have to go to the hospital.