Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy...

By Court - 22/2/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By DrMonstar | 0

#881678 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:05

Lol the cartoon voices would be pretty cool, but the fart talk is pretty gross.

By DGross | 8

#881700 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:11

I wonder if he was a smart fellow...

... and you were a fart smeller

oh how I amuse myself at 3am

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By DrMonstar | 0

#881678 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:05

Lol the cartoon voices would be pretty cool, but the fart talk is pretty gross.

Hanban | 0

#881745 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:28

At least he really didn't show his talent in farting...

im2good25 | 0

#881759 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:34

hero

kolly38 | 0

#881900 - Monday 22 February 2010 11:59

YDI FOR GOING ON A BLIND DATE. YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT GOOD AT CINVERSATION SO HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE FUN. YOU NEED TO SMARTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT TRY TALKING IN YOUR OWN VOICES HUH?!!!!!!!!!!!!?! THINK ABOUT IT!!

Elamdri | 0

#882014 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:52

Oh dear...

_swimcutie_ | 0

#882205 - Monday 22 February 2010 14:53

ewwwwwwww...run as far as you possibly can!! :(

jskains | 6

#882207 - Monday 22 February 2010 14:54

Why are you giving advice when you can't type without the caps lock on or even spell?

inconvienentgurl | 0

#882403 - Monday 22 February 2010 16:35

Well clearly you need to tell your friend either they don't know you that well or they have terrible taste in guys (for themselves or you) or if you messed up and they wanted revenge?!?!

WhatANoob | 0

#883777 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:29

Sexy.

crazycornn | 0

#884236 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:43

who the hell us droopy?

prince_harry | 0

#1242555 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:11

We hope.

By mysterycindy | 0

#881679 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:06

lol

By seadrick | 2

#881681 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:06

how do you deserve that? it's a *blind* date! ppl are retarded

taylorbear3397 | 0

#881715 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:16

ya seriously you should have thought that maybe ur friend was messing with you

marc33 | 0

#882111 - Monday 22 February 2010 13:45

OMG... u just got punked..! like that?! lol

By emo_fail_child | 0

#881690 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:08

ew >.<

By DrDiamond | 0

#881692 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:08

this sounds like my cousin nicknamed ducky.... that would be weird if it was him =)

By DGross | 8

#881700 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:11

I wonder if he was a smart fellow...

... and you were a fart smeller

oh how I amuse myself at 3am

Serec | 0

#881814 - Monday 22 February 2010 10:12

HA!

doink | 0

#881846 - Monday 22 February 2010 10:46

Bravo! Encore!

It made me laugh out loud.

alexxss_fml | 10

#1029955 - Monday 14 June 2010 4:36

lol good one.

By greenbass94 | 0

#881714 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:16

Sounds like either your really ugly or this guy knows how to party.

thoughtcrimeno1 | 0

#881871 - Monday 22 February 2010 11:20

what in the name of german alternative rock group falco are you talking about?!

pasiphae9 | 5

#882598 - Monday 22 February 2010 18:47

What a super-special-awesome-sounding date.

thoughtcrimeno1 | 0

#882618 - Monday 22 February 2010 19:00

screw the rules he has money!

By astro2 | 0

#881716 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:16

the two idiots above me are morons

anyhoo i get the voices, his trying to make u laugh, us guys believe its the best way into your heart i.e be lovable

but farts? dude is either retarted OR your friend pranked him with bad advice and that guy was just an innocent nooby with no dating experience listening to anything that helped.

By GiganTronic | 0

#881718 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:17

OBVIOUSLY by "blind date", OP means "abduction and subsequent basement being-tied-to-a-chair session". So OP was OBVIOUSLY tied to her chair the whole time, chewing at her ball gag in vain. Jeez.

By DaniLupin | 0

#881727 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:20

O.o Who's droopy?

Snow_Daisy | 7

#882514 - Monday 22 February 2010 17:37

that's what I was wonderin..

thoughtcrimeno1 | 0

#882622 - Monday 22 February 2010 19:03

foolish fools! he is like a silent dogbert, less cynical maybe...