By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 544
You deserved it 4 552

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

I guess if it could fly, that egg was mostly hatched! The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.

oops. I couldn't find any pebbles so thought eggs would be a good substitute.


I actually gasped while reading this. I'm sorry OP, better luck next time :/

destinyisdead 5

YDI for sucking at sex. ahahahhah.

lilweapon 0
benny2465 0

This is a good eggsample of why you shouldn't open your window in the middle of the night without makeing sure you won't be covered in egg juice or pelted by small rocks.

It seems your boyfriend is pissed at you. Could had been worse, like a dead animal, kind of skunk, or rabbit.

astarwarsfan 0

are you sure (puts on sunglasses) he wasn't egging you on?

eggjuggler 0

This reminded me of "Never Been Kissed"... Anyhow, it sounds like he needs a healthy serving of revenge to that car of his. Vaseline under the door handles and coating all windows, dog poop in any accessible air vents, sand in the interior if you can get to it, all topped off with a nice layer of egg on the exterior. =)

fake fml, only a retard would open a window

If it somehow didn't break, slap that dirty bastard in a pan and cook it. YDI.

kellanlvr 1

lmao so he was egging your house?

PimpdaddyCJT 13

again I would bone #1 but I'm still not a creeper

How on earth would he dairy do such a thing??

pingpongpenguin 3

I think he's trying to say he wants to break up

MarkerofMagic 0

you should go to the store and get some instant potatoes and throw tha down in his yard one night. water it a little bit and walla. his yard instantly has potatoes.... funny how that works.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

#2 has no pic either >.> you are indeed, bad

MarkerofMagic 0

65- #2 does. but he ment the first reply to #1

Sorry, this thing is messed, that bug is doing shit again it showed #2 not having a pic when I posted

MarkerofMagic 0

it's all good. happens to me aswell v

KiddNYC1O 20

lmaoo 24 wins! op, did it hit you in the face?

16-LMAO u made me lol so hard jizzed in ur pants... um i mean mine

skroal, now that's better. I laughed at that one.

maybe op shud have a net on the window and ydi 4 having a bf u ****

Who was the rapscullion who threw an egg into the window? The world may never know.

swifft_fml 0

12 is cute :P..I don't get the fml though haha

YDI for not realizing he wants u to get back into the kitchen and make him an egg sammich (:

I could use a good egg sammich right now mmm mmm!

43: You forgot kitty litter in the windshield wiper well. :} It's a bitch to clean out.

Fother_Mucker 0

63 - #2 is a male. Were you referring to #5, maybe?

PimpdaddyCJT 13

is your boyfriend the one you said in the previous FML that somebody wrote grafitti on his car

luckymay 0

ahahahhaha nice , I beleive so :)

amerrah 4

first rule about egging houses: Park atleast 2 blocks from the house. duhhhhhhh.

pwincessa23 1


Don't worry 118, there are some people out there who accept bisexuality.

@ #11, i think he was hinting he wanted her to scramble them for him, since he's busy wearing the pants in the relationship

rfngxhhshi 0

why would somone threw eggs at a house. prety oreginel idea tho lolol

austinkiser 3

it's better when the eggs are rotten :D since it makes it totally worth it

do you need tips on keeping your eggs from getting squashed or spoiled? Just put them outside ya dummy, unless it's summer, then your outa luck PAL

that was last years senior prank to everyone car....except the dog poop part.

rfngxhhshi 0

Get trolled TheIrishJaneDyke

ALindsey 0

They were just trying to be original so they changed pebbles to eggs, YDI for not understanding his style.

I agree. Your boyfriends quite the comedian. I hope your both still together.

perdix 29

I guess if it could fly, that egg was mostly hatched! The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.

kellanlvr 1

aha just the image of a frickin egg coming through a window made me laugh

oops. I couldn't find any pebbles so thought eggs would be a good substitute.

wow what a boyfriend!! maybe it's A way to show u that he hates u!! lol fyl

lol wouldn't yu realize yolk on the window first?!..guess not..ydi but yeaaa tht sux!

It really 'cracked' me up I'm lame :(

That wasn't lame. Cheesy puns are coming back in style. :)

emilyxorawr 3

hehe wtf.. did the egg hit yur face?