Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
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wiggz1990
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sorry about that
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rawr_iliketacos
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Lol what the hell?
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MISStaken43
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I actually gasped while reading this.
I'm sorry OP, better luck next time :/
I'm sorry OP, better luck next time :/
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rockediny
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sooo?
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destinyisdead
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YDI for sucking at sex. ahahahhah.
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lilweapon
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AC-130 droppin eggs
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benny2465
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o was that your house?
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kate_mama2009
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lmao. I'm addicted to that game.
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SeanFredrick
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This is a good eggsample of why you shouldn't open your window in the middle of the night without makeing sure you won't be covered in egg juice or pelted by small rocks.
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dreamering
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It seems your boyfriend is pissed at you.
Could had been worse, like a dead animal, kind of skunk, or rabbit.
Could had been worse, like a dead animal, kind of skunk, or rabbit.
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astarwarsfan
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are you sure (puts on sunglasses) he wasn't egging you on?
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eggjuggler
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This reminded me of "Never Been Kissed"... Anyhow, it sounds like he needs a healthy serving of revenge to that car of his. Vaseline under the door handles and coating all windows, dog poop in any accessible air vents, sand in the interior if you can get to it, all topped off with a nice layer of egg on the exterior. =)
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lolfylanydi
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fake fml, only a retard would open a window
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skroal
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If it somehow didn't break, slap that dirty bastard in a pan and cook it.
YDI.
YDI.
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kellanlvr
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lmao so he was egging your house?
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PimpdaddyCJT
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again I would bone #1 but I'm still not a creeper
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StoryOfTheYear
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How on earth would he dairy do such a thing??
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pingpongpenguin
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I think he's trying to say he wants to break up
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MarkerofMagic
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you should go to the store and get some instant potatoes and throw tha down in his yard one night. water it a little bit and walla. his yard instantly has potatoes.... funny how that works.
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PimpdaddyCJT
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woops # 2 my bad
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StoryOfTheYear
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#2 has no pic either >.>
you are indeed, bad
you are indeed, bad
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MarkerofMagic
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65- #2 does. but he ment the first reply to #1
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StoryOfTheYear
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Sorry, this thing is messed, that bug is doing shit again
it showed #2 not having a pic when I posted
it showed #2 not having a pic when I posted
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MarkerofMagic
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it's all good. happens to me aswell v
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KiddNYC1O
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lmaoo 24 wins!
op, did it hit you in the face?
op, did it hit you in the face?
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Wicked_909
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16-LMAO u made me lol so hard jizzed in ur pants... um i mean mine
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jplumbob
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skroal, now that's better. I laughed at that one.
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chopra
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maybe op shud have a net on the window and ydi 4 having a bf u slut
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MykeLytorus
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Who was the rapscullion who threw an egg into the window? The world may never know.
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swifft_fml
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12 is cute :P..I don't get the fml though haha
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LOL_Noobs
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YDI for not realizing he wants u to get back into the kitchen and make him an egg sammich (:
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SeanFredrick
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I could use a good egg sammich right now mmm mmm!
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bamditzki
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lol, who uses eggs?
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ERICA833
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misstaken(12) I too actually gasped
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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43: You forgot kitty litter in the windshield wiper well. :} It's a bitch to clean out.
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wisericky
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u
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Fother_Mucker
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63 - #2 is a male.
Were you referring to #5, maybe?
Were you referring to #5, maybe?
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PimpdaddyCJT
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yes I was damn
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goatboy197
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is your boyfriend the one you said in the previous FML that somebody wrote grafitti on his car
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luckymay
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ahahahhaha nice , I beleive so :)
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amerrah
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first rule about egging houses:
Park atleast 2 blocks from the house. duhhhhhhh.
Park atleast 2 blocks from the house. duhhhhhhh.
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pwincessa23
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HOW DO YOU CONFUSE PEBBLES FOR EGGS? THEY WOULD SOUND DIFFERENT DUMMY.
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TheOptimist
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Don't worry 118, there are some people out there who accept bisexuality.
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him51772
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@ #11, i think he was hinting he wanted her to scramble them for him, since he's busy wearing the pants in the relationship
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rfngxhhshi
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why would somone threw eggs at a house. prety oreginel idea tho lolol
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JohnGraveline
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Some friend.
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liljeron
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haha get some!
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that1guyyy
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haha
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austinkiser
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it's better when the eggs are rotten :D since it makes it totally worth it
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joker141
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24- YES!
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puggfuggly
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do you need tips on keeping your eggs from getting squashed or spoiled? Just put them outside ya dummy, unless it's summer, then your outa luck PAL
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Silenthunter
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Or fecal matter
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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135: No, not really. =
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Jamdestroyer
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that was last years senior prank to everyone car....except the dog poop part.
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rfngxhhshi
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Get trolled TheIrishJaneDyke
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marinus_fml
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damn that sux!
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ahhhFYL
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oh realllyyy now? :)
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PoseidonsSon
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Your grammar sucks.
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Thoko_fml
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Hahahahaaha!
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ALindsey
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They were just trying to be original so they changed pebbles to eggs, YDI for not understanding his style.
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TheOptimist
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I agree. Your boyfriends quite the comedian. I hope your both still together.
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purpleamandapand
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omg that's too bad OP, FYL
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perdix
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I guess if it could fly, that egg was mostly hatched!
The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.
The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.
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kellanlvr
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aha just the image of a frickin egg coming through a window made me laugh
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chevyguy85
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theyre trying to say you should be in the kitchen
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randomlettrrs
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damn right
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hoghunter
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oops. I couldn't find any pebbles so thought eggs would be a good substitute.
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karlita22
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wow what a boyfriend!! maybe it's A way to show u that he hates u!! lol fyl
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just_nicole
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lol wouldn't yu realize yolk on the window first?!..guess not..ydi but yeaaa tht sux!
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kayC7
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It really 'cracked' me up
I'm lame :(
I'm lame :(
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Puckeroo
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That wasn't lame. Cheesy puns are coming back in style. :)
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arcticcatman007
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so, was it you're bf throwing the eggs?
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kristir9426
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I would say so... she probably cheated
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emilyxorawr
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hehe wtf.. did the egg hit yur face?
The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.