By Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
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  SeanFredrick  |  3

This is a good eggsample of why you shouldn't open your window in the middle of the night without makeing sure you won't be covered in egg juice or pelted by small rocks.

  eggjuggler  |  0

This reminded me of "Never Been Kissed"... Anyhow, it sounds like he needs a healthy serving of revenge to that car of his. Vaseline under the door handles and coating all windows, dog poop in any accessible air vents, sand in the interior if you can get to it, all topped off with a nice layer of egg on the exterior. =)

  MarkerofMagic  |  0

you should go to the store and get some instant potatoes and throw tha down in his yard one night. water it a little bit and walla. his yard instantly has potatoes.... funny how that works.