Lol what the hell?

I actually gasped while reading this. I'm sorry OP, better luck next time :/

sooo?

YDI for sucking at sex. ahahahhah.

AC-130 droppin eggs

o was that your house?

lmao. I'm addicted to that game.

This is a good eggsample of why you shouldn't open your window in the middle of the night without makeing sure you won't be covered in egg juice or pelted by small rocks.

It seems your boyfriend is pissed at you. Could had been worse, like a dead animal, kind of skunk, or rabbit.

are you sure (puts on sunglasses) he wasn't egging you on?

This reminded me of "Never Been Kissed"... Anyhow, it sounds like he needs a healthy serving of revenge to that car of his. Vaseline under the door handles and coating all windows, dog poop in any accessible air vents, sand in the interior if you can get to it, all topped off with a nice layer of egg on the exterior. =)

fake fml, only a retard would open a window

If it somehow didn't break, slap that dirty bastard in a pan and cook it. YDI.

lmao so he was egging your house?

again I would bone #1 but I'm still not a creeper

How on earth would he dairy do such a thing??

I think he's trying to say he wants to break up

you should go to the store and get some instant potatoes and throw tha down in his yard one night. water it a little bit and walla. his yard instantly has potatoes.... funny how that works.

woops # 2 my bad

#2 has no pic either >.> you are indeed, bad

65- #2 does. but he ment the first reply to #1

Sorry, this thing is messed, that bug is doing shit again it showed #2 not having a pic when I posted

it's all good. happens to me aswell v

lmaoo 24 wins! op, did it hit you in the face?

16-LMAO u made me lol so hard jizzed in ur pants... um i mean mine

skroal, now that's better. I laughed at that one.

maybe op shud have a net on the window and ydi 4 having a bf u ****

Who was the rapscullion who threw an egg into the window? The world may never know.

12 is cute :P..I don't get the fml though haha

YDI for not realizing he wants u to get back into the kitchen and make him an egg sammich (:

I could use a good egg sammich right now mmm mmm!

lol, who uses eggs?

misstaken(12) I too actually gasped

43: You forgot kitty litter in the windshield wiper well. :} It's a bitch to clean out.

u

63 - #2 is a male. Were you referring to #5, maybe?

yes I was damn

is your boyfriend the one you said in the previous FML that somebody wrote grafitti on his car

ahahahhaha nice , I beleive so :)

first rule about egging houses: Park atleast 2 blocks from the house. duhhhhhhh.

HOW DO YOU CONFUSE PEBBLES FOR EGGS? THEY WOULD SOUND DIFFERENT DUMMY.

Don't worry 118, there are some people out there who accept bisexuality.

@ #11, i think he was hinting he wanted her to scramble them for him, since he's busy wearing the pants in the relationship

why would somone threw eggs at a house. prety oreginel idea tho lolol

Some friend.

haha get some!

haha

it's better when the eggs are rotten :D since it makes it totally worth it

24- YES!

do you need tips on keeping your eggs from getting squashed or spoiled? Just put them outside ya dummy, unless it's summer, then your outa luck PAL

Or fecal matter

135: No, not really. =

that was last years senior prank to everyone car....except the dog poop part.

Get trolled TheIrishJaneDyke

oh realllyyy now? :)

Your grammar sucks.

They were just trying to be original so they changed pebbles to eggs, YDI for not understanding his style.

I agree. Your boyfriends quite the comedian. I hope your both still together.

aha just the image of a frickin egg coming through a window made me laugh

damn right

wow what a boyfriend!! maybe it's A way to show u that he hates u!! lol fyl

It really 'cracked' me up I'm lame :(

That wasn't lame. Cheesy puns are coming back in style. :)

I would say so... she probably cheated