Love: Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles...

By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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You deserved it 4 552

By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

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You deserved it 2 393

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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You deserved it 751

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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You deserved it 43 665

lolfood 24

Monday 2 July 2012 2:04

That's a pretty sensitive burglar alarm if it was triggered by pebbles.

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 2 July 2012 2:15

He should've been creative and thrown a horse through your window, like Peter Griffin did. Worked out well for him. ;)

Comments

lolfood 24

Monday 2 July 2012 2:04

That's a pretty sensitive burglar alarm if it was triggered by pebbles.

brt3420 13

Monday 2 July 2012 2:20

I work for a security alarm company and I deal with the equipment all day, it was most likely a glass break sensor. Older equipment suck and are easily triggered.

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 2 July 2012 2:31

No kidding. That must be bothersome during storms if the wind is strong enough to blow objects into the windows.

xxmel 6

Monday 2 July 2012 2:51

Pebbles? Sounds more like boulders.

sarahjacquelyn 3

Monday 2 July 2012 3:31

Window sensors I believe there mate

Goldenchest 14

Monday 2 July 2012 3:42

He should throw tennis balls next time.

mars13_fml 8

Monday 2 July 2012 6:18

I know... My alarm doesn't go off unless a window is broken or opened. Just hitting it wouldn't work.

summerlover23 5

Monday 2 July 2012 8:05

Cheap bed.

sr101998 0

Monday 2 July 2012 14:38

52- the hell did you just say? That has nothing to do with this FML. I'm sorry but explain what you mean, if you have the time

lolfood 24

Tuesday 3 July 2012 7:40

52, what the **** does that have to do with my comment or the FML?

Aug1508 9

Monday 2 July 2012 2:06

Well that's one way to let them know you have a boyfriend. Next time tell your boyfriend to text.

Katiekhalifa_fml 28

Monday 2 July 2012 2:36

But texting isn't nearly as romantic!

DespairFaction 11

Monday 2 July 2012 6:37

And a burglar alarm is? Besides, since when is texting pictures of yourself in the mirror not romantic? < sarcasm warning>

puppytaco64 8

Monday 2 July 2012 8:32

Textings too mainstream

Katiekhalifa_fml 28

Monday 2 July 2012 14:40

That wasn't even sarcasm, that was just kinda lame...

Sumalum 7

Monday 2 July 2012 2:09

At least it didn't break the window.

zachherbert 10

Monday 2 July 2012 2:42

Now that woulda been romantic!

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 2 July 2012 2:15

He should've been creative and thrown a horse through your window, like Peter Griffin did. Worked out well for him. ;)

reallytho3 11

Monday 2 July 2012 2:25

We're not near peters creativity level yet lol

FMMFL1992 3

Monday 2 July 2012 5:16

If he's doing something someone else did, then he is not being creative.

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 2 July 2012 6:17

It's still creative, it's just not unique. Using your logic anyone who paints, writes, practices photography, etc are not using their creativity.

flockz 19

Monday 2 July 2012 2:16

"where fore art thou Romeo?"

MyAlmostLover 3

Monday 2 July 2012 5:57

I did know that! Yay English class! haha

LaughinStock 16

Monday 2 July 2012 10:22

LOL I don't know why but I imagined 33's dog saying that, with glasses. Did anyone else, or am I the only weird one.

DoubleCross 9

Monday 2 July 2012 2:21

What happened to cell phones??? Or at least a softer object.

ittsdann 6

Monday 2 July 2012 2:53

Yeah because throwing a cotton ball or A handful of feathers at a window is really going to get someone's attention.

DoubleCross 9

Monday 2 July 2012 2:55

I meant a bouncy ball or some similar material that doesn't scratch.

StopDropNRoll 11

Monday 2 July 2012 3:02

simple rocks are free an are commonly located near windows and many other convenient locations.

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 2 July 2012 6:19

I don't think the pebbles scratching the window is what set off the alarm. I think the fact that the window was being pelted with objects is what set it off. A bouncy ball would likely have the same effect.