Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
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karlcolt45
| 19
Rapunzel ra- MY NAMES RALPH
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klovemachine
| 24
is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(
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klovemachine
| 24
is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
Or maybe, he didn't think you were home and wanted to sing to the man under/above/next to your place. When people found out about his secret bromance, he needed to say he was hitting your window to reach you and this supposed stranger answered.
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Damian95
| 16
He still wins. Unfortunately beauty fades. Stupid however, does not.
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LightningCactus
| 12
Stupidity*
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jameen
| 11
I think someone's a bit drunk...
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vanity113
| 9
Still a better love story than Twilight...
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Joe9024
| 20
Still one of the most over-used jokes on the Internet
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NickaPLZ
| 26
65 - That and the arrow to the knee. God I hate that one...
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Hpixiee
| 23
It's an apartment, what does he expect?
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NickaPLZ
| 26
That's what I was thinking. My girlfriend lives in this big building where every floor and window looks exactly the same so I can see how that would happen...
Not condoning it though, he's still a dipshit for not checking first.
Not condoning it though, he's still a dipshit for not checking first.
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twaumat
| 28
either he really is dumb, or he was drunk.
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not_a_robot
| 15
It could be both, it could be neither. Let's not jump to conclusions here.
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
20, this is FML. Where you don't just jump to conclusions, you leap and frolic towards them.
In all actuality, that conclusion didn't take very far of a jump to get to. OP's boyfriend is, most definitely, dumb and/or drunk.
In all actuality, that conclusion didn't take very far of a jump to get to. OP's boyfriend is, most definitely, dumb and/or drunk.
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superminty
| 18
Did somebody throw rocks at your boyfriend's head? Wow, what a clever one.
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HowieDoIt
| 21
Sounds like he was probably stoned.
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Bakarra
| 22
All he did was disturbs someone's sleep, I don't think that's a reason for death... *pun oblivious*
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Enslaved
| 36
And what if he started serenading her with Audioslave- "Like a Stone" and ended with Queen- "We Will Rock You"? :P
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not_a_robot
| 15
Sounds like he threw the "Rock of Ages" (by Def Leppard).
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Sandman366
| 6
We built this city on roooock and roooolllll.....
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karlcolt45
| 19
Rapunzel ra- MY NAMES RALPH
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teentee401
| 36
That made me laugh harder than it should've
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Lacist
| 19
Probably drunk.
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IAmJad
| 18
Of course. Everyone knows that romance=drunk...
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thats_my_job
| 11
Romance fail = drunk
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ShoyuSauceSoup
| 26
That was very romantic of him to do that. Too bad it went wrong, but I'm pretty sure everything will turn out fine between you and him.
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Matt_greener
| 8
Tries to be reassuring, gets downvoted to hell.
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Enslaved
| 36
So then, you should turn the tables on him and accuse him of cheating with your neighbor since he's the one serenading the wrong window. :P
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Threesome? Haha. Someone had to say it..
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HowieDoIt
| 21
Actually, no one had to say it, nor should it ever have been uttered in this lifetime.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
You are right, I should have said "Someone would have said it" instead of had to say it.
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lambda_fml
| 40
#15 Wrong again.