Or maybe, he didn't think you were home and wanted to sing to the man under/above/next to your place. When people found out about his secret bromance, he needed to say he was hitting your window to reach you and this supposed stranger answered.

He still wins. Unfortunately beauty fades. Stupid however, does not.

Stupidity*

I think someone's a bit drunk...

Still a better love story than Twilight...

Still one of the most over-used jokes on the Internet

65 - That and the arrow to the knee. God I hate that one...

That's what I was thinking. My girlfriend lives in this big building where every floor and window looks exactly the same so I can see how that would happen... Not condoning it though, he's still a dipshit for not checking first.

It could be both, it could be neither. Let's not jump to conclusions here.

20, this is FML. Where you don't just jump to conclusions, you leap and frolic towards them. In all actuality, that conclusion didn't take very far of a jump to get to. OP's boyfriend is, most definitely, dumb and/or drunk.

All he did was disturbs someone's sleep, I don't think that's a reason for death... *pun oblivious*

And what if he started serenading her with Audioslave- "Like a Stone" and ended with Queen- "We Will Rock You"? :P

Sounds like he threw the "Rock of Ages" (by Def Leppard).

We built this city on roooock and roooolllll.....

That made me laugh harder than it should've

Of course. Everyone knows that romance=drunk...

Romance fail = drunk

Tries to be reassuring, gets downvoted to hell.

Actually, no one had to say it, nor should it ever have been uttered in this lifetime.

You are right, I should have said "Someone would have said it" instead of had to say it.

#15 Wrong again.