Love: Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 23:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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By AnonymousLoser - 11/09/2013 09:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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flockz 19

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:59

you could of been a creeper. how could she have known? thats why she sacraficed her mother instead.

iFizzgig 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:54

You should run...

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iFizzgig 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:54

You should run...

GRRSOM 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:12

You should run home and post about it on Fml. Oh, you took my advice, I see.

Lanceeden 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:22

His face was probably like #1s picture.

iFizzgig 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:31

Yes I do believe it was

GoodLookingGeese 10

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:06

Try to find a more bright GF or stop whining..

charlie14670 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:07

Don't move. She won't be able to see you if you don't move :)

swimchica22 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:06

You know what's even more romantic? A DOOR.

sissycullen 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:55

Her mom probably didn't find it that romantic...

liljim61290 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:33

You know what they say.. "what a drunk man says when drunk is what he's thinking in his mind when sober"

DocMcVickers 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 14:54

No one was drunk. Where do you get that from?

RiiOT09 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:54

Next time just knock on the front door...

Lanceeden 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:20

Try the boombox over your head trick next. If she calls the cops, I think you should just leave her house.

rallets 22

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:41

"BABY COME BACK" or "WHAT IS LOVE"

Lanceeden 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:03

24 - I've been singing 'what is love' for the past two hours thanks to you.

ShakeMeDown 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:14

Next time the OP should read over the post before they send it.

FrankyG98 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:57

Smooth.....

Savra_fml 17

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:33

Surely "Romance" is his middle name.

Doortje 29

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:57

What a scared little girl.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:00

Hell yeah! Around Halloween time, he could have been Freddy! (:

evilplatypus 38

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:01

That's Michael Myers. Not Freddy.

youcunthole 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:26

I'm watching Halloween right now

flockz 19

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:59

you could of been a creeper. how could she have known? thats why she sacraficed her mother instead.

Rectov 10

Saturday 12 September 2015 20:34

Or turn on a light and look outside...

ThatLooksSticky 16

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:03

Text her before you try to do that again. Add a bunch of

ThatLooksSticky 16

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:07

..."less than threes" to keep it romantic and classy though.

Daralea 21

Monday 31 October 2011 20:02

I suppose just a "I seeeee yooooou" won't do the trick.

KjoeLjan 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:07

This stuff was romantic before the invention of mobile phones.

rv0111 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:12

Haha. Some people are old fashioned

Tyger44 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:45

It still is..isnt it?

Feklfekl2222 32

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:08

Well how was she meant to know it was you

CraneTG 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:15

And that's when you run before mom gets you with her shotgun

TheBlackCops 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:18

Creepy bastard.

abby1029 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 4:54

surprising your gf is creepy?

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