Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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LonelyBoy5920 15
Whens the wedding?
shiffizzle 13
Wow. She could have been definitely more polite about the situation, it took a lot for you to say that to her and to react like that is uncalled for. Even if she doesn't feel the same way, it could've been handled way better.
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Comments (81)
LeashaJoy5595 28
That's incredibly rude of her. The first "I love you" is an important and HUGE part of a relationship. All she needed to say, was that she was not ready for that step yet.
mcamilli 14
Awe so sorry! Must be an awful feeling
amandalynn84 14
Well, the first time someone said they loved me, I kinda blinked and said "Thank you..." It was with the guy I'm in the picture with. So, it could turn out amazing in the end (we were 16, now we're 30)..She just sounded shocked.
Dick_diamond 22
You're sure she's your girlfriend though, aren't you? FYL if it's a case of unrequited love..
IreneProblems 14
My friend also recently said that to her (now ex) boyfriend. He made a fake vomiting motion.
abbeyp27 12
Girls get freaked out when they hear the L word sometimes.... When my husband and I first got together I emphasized how much that word scared me and you wouldn't imagine how long it took him to tell me he loved me. Let her dwell on it. Surely she will have something to say later, it probably just took her by surprise
Lola26042002 12
How is she your girlfriend if she didn't even know you love her?
limabeans101029 21
Well usually you aren't "in love" at the beginnings of a relationship. It's generally something that develops over the course of the relationship.
UhHuhHoney 20
Damn she is one romantic ass gf...
Dave_Davington 35
Too soon, man.
Axel5238 29
I wonder how long the OP was dating said GF. The way it comes across is that it was way too soon and freaked the gf out. If that's the case I don't blame her, but some are just uncomfortable saying/ or hearing it in general. Too many Fml's involve someone "declaring their love" for someone that they barely no or have been given little reason to return the sentiment.