Lol, someone's in the "friend zone" for life

funny how it starts with "Today" then he goes on with "the next day" as if he is foreshadowing his FML

Forget about her. Find someone better that would actually be happy to be with you. :)

I know all the FMLs have to start with "Today...." but this is the first where the OP is saying "the next day". I don't think he could have reworded it, but it's funny because it sounds like he can see into the future.

ughu "loved" her?

There we go, that's what I was thinking. OP says love and probably knows nothing more than a name? I'd like to know how old he is (guessing...15)

Honestly..I replied to number one because this seemed an important topic. If she is like that than she is not worth your time. You could do better than someone like her..just saying.

Wow, with the way you describe it, no wonder she doesn't dig you. :p

/thread

yeah srsly XD. loved? for a couple of months? there are all kinds of things wrong with saying that. FYL still though.

With the way you're describing it, no wonder she doesn't dig you... :p

A vital point. had to be said twice. ;)

A vital point has to be said once and only once because it'll get attention anyway. And it certainly doesn't need any more of your own attention... But it IS a very vital point. :D

I think he was just being funny since he probably (accidentally) double posted.

he ran home to tell his roomate. haha

There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"

hahah

Win.

You must have done something pretty wrong for her to think you weren't serious...

Way to make it unclear

"over the moon"?

An expression to show excitement

She sounds like a bitch :(

"over the moon" lol, someone's a romanticist. What a bitch though. Don't bother with her.