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Lol, someone's in the "friend zone" for life
funny how it starts with "Today" then he goes on with "the next day" as if he is foreshadowing his FML
Forget about her. Find someone better that would actually be happy to be with you. :)
ughu "loved" her?
Honestly..I replied to number one because this seemed an important topic. If she is like that than she is not worth your time. You could do better than someone like her..just saying.
Wow, with the way you describe it, no wonder she doesn't dig you. :p
yeah srsly XD. loved? for a couple of months? there are all kinds of things wrong with saying that. FYL still though.
With the way you're describing it, no wonder she doesn't dig you... :p
A vital point. had to be said twice. ;)
A vital point has to be said once and only once because it'll get attention anyway. And it certainly doesn't need any more of your own attention... But it IS a very vital point. :D
There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
Win.
You must have done something pretty wrong for her to think you weren't serious...
Way to make it unclear
An expression to show excitement
She sounds like a bitch :(
"over the moon" lol, someone's a romanticist. What a bitch though. Don't bother with her.
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There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
he ran home to tell his roomate. haha