Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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LonelyBoy5920 15
Whens the wedding?
shiffizzle 13
Wow. She could have been definitely more polite about the situation, it took a lot for you to say that to her and to react like that is uncalled for. Even if she doesn't feel the same way, it could've been handled way better.
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Comments (81)
blackonblight 33
Sounds like you shocked her and she had to go process the information. She also may have panicked, thinking you expected a confession in return.
josephg1 6
Beat her ass
Baby_Shaker 4
clearly it's time to move on. socks but that's how it is sometimes.
latteboy50 12
If she is your girlfriend, doesn't she love you too?
nitrog100 21
You deserve it. Never be the first to say 'I love you'.
logan_3416 13
Omg?
eScott13 15
I would act like that if we were dating and you had to muster yo the courage to tell me you loved me...
T1A2Z3 35
She's probably not ready. She'll tell you when she is.