Love: Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called...

By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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You deserved it 3 700

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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You deserved it 2 643

Switcheroo

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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You deserved it 3 120

By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 355

Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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You deserved it 105

Take your time

By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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You deserved it 244

By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 4 925

By BlakeVB - 25/05/2019 14:18

Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML

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You deserved it 289

A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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You deserved it 566

By Mallory - 27/11/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

By Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00

Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 003

whyisblue 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:15

ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML

tttron 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:33

so? you aren't going out with her

Comments

Loserguy139 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:14

FYL, hahaha

m0tl3ycru3 0

Friday 28 October 2011 1:09

Forever alone...

whyisblue 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:15

ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML

JustSoLost 8

Sunday 13 December 2009 17:01

LOL! Nice metaphor there. Got a good laugh from it. But you are right. OP find yourself an available girl.

blland 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 18:59

where's the metaphor? no pun intended

DoorMatCat 3

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:22

17 there is no metaphor. there was a simile :P

niadanac1 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:19

Did you pay for dinner? Cause then you are indeed, a sucker.

tttron 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:33

so? you aren't going out with her

Pinkolulooo 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:28

She's not even your girlfriend, this isn't a real FML.

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:33

...Not quite but okay.

YouGotTold 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:34

in the friend zone you will always be alone (billy ocean voice).....lol

icanfloat12 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:51

wait... but u weren't even goin outt with her lol

grimmelok 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:57

I'M SO CONFUSED Why was this FML picked? There isn't even a punchline. "A girl I had a crush on starting dating someone." So? This happens to people everyday, and while it can suck, it isn't that big of a deal.

Feverrotes 15

Sunday 13 December 2009 20:21

Many people have submitted better FMLs than the ones that usually get picked. That about explains how the moderators of this site are.

Peroxide 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 16:06

I really don't get you women. She took you out to dinner to tell you she's dating someone else? I don't know what those gay dudes are complaining about, they've got it easy. I need an elite team of WWII code breakers to decipher your bloody signals. "Sir we think we've cracked the code, the nazis are invading and she thinks your cute".

Ascaryrobot 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 16:37

Way to generalise Moonfire. What a lovely example of equality among the genders you are.

youfools 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 16:54

Sorry, but Peroxide made a much more offensive generalization. But I suppose since he's male, he can do no wrong? Are you trying to deny that males think about sex more than women do? It's a biological fact that males have higher libidos. Cultural stigmas that only ****** like sex doesn't help. So, Moonfire= right, the male chauvinists =wrong

Arenick 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:55

Even though us guys think of sex more doesn't mean we are just nice to try to get into someone's pant's if that is so unbelievable.

Thunderbender 2

Monday 14 December 2009 2:30

Peroxide and Ascaryrobot are right. I really hate how when a guy does something to get the person he likes, then he's a pig only thinking with his penis, but when a girl does it its cute and she's just looking for love. Men tend to want sex more but that doesnt mean when we like a girl its just because we want to have sex with her. I believe Peroxide's point is Asking someone whom she knew liked her out to dinner with out telling him what it was about first is leading him on. She could have just mentioned she had a boyfriend without the whole dinner thing. And I thought men are supposed to be the clueless insensative ones.