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FYL, hahaha
ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML
LOL! Nice metaphor there. Got a good laugh from it. But you are right. OP find yourself an available girl.
Did you pay for dinner? Cause then you are indeed, a sucker.
so? you aren't going out with her
She's not even your girlfriend, this isn't a real FML.
...Not quite but okay.
in the friend zone you will always be alone (billy ocean voice).....lol
wait... but u weren't even goin outt with her lol
I'M SO CONFUSED Why was this FML picked? There isn't even a punchline. "A girl I had a crush on starting dating someone." So? This happens to people everyday, and while it can suck, it isn't that big of a deal.
Many people have submitted better FMLs than the ones that usually get picked. That about explains how the moderators of this site are.
I really don't get you women. She took you out to dinner to tell you she's dating someone else? I don't know what those gay dudes are complaining about, they've got it easy. I need an elite team of WWII code breakers to decipher your bloody signals. "Sir we think we've cracked the code, the nazis are invading and she thinks your cute".
Way to generalise Moonfire. What a lovely example of equality among the genders you are.
Sorry, but Peroxide made a much more offensive generalization. But I suppose since he's male, he can do no wrong? Are you trying to deny that males think about sex more than women do? It's a biological fact that males have higher libidos. Cultural stigmas that only ****** like sex doesn't help. So, Moonfire= right, the male chauvinists =wrong
Even though us guys think of sex more doesn't mean we are just nice to try to get into someone's pant's if that is so unbelievable.
Peroxide and Ascaryrobot are right. I really hate how when a guy does something to get the person he likes, then he's a pig only thinking with his penis, but when a girl does it its cute and she's just looking for love. Men tend to want sex more but that doesnt mean when we like a girl its just because we want to have sex with her. I believe Peroxide's point is Asking someone whom she knew liked her out to dinner with out telling him what it was about first is leading him on. She could have just mentioned she had a boyfriend without the whole dinner thing. And I thought men are supposed to be the clueless insensative ones.
Who said she knew he liked her? She probably just wanted to share something with a friend over dinner. There's nothing wromg with that...
I hope you didnt pay for dinner. FYL
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ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML
so? you aren't going out with her