Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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LonelyBoy5920 15
Whens the wedding?
shiffizzle 13
Wow. She could have been definitely more polite about the situation, it took a lot for you to say that to her and to react like that is uncalled for. Even if she doesn't feel the same way, it could've been handled way better.
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Comments (81)
jk_waks23 19
I feel sorry for you OP! I know the feeling! And definitely she could have been more subtle about it! Hopefully she loves you back and just is afraid to express her feelings! Let's hope so! :)
rockwrench 18
It's like a guy who wants the relationship but evades the question when it comes to marrage. She may be into the relationship but not ready to move it up a notch. Talk to her about it.
thatcoolguy123 14
Wtf. Is she 9? Does she not understand what "I love you" means? She must be fun to be around...
apcsox 18
Mayhaps it's time to abandon ship bro
TheGatekeeper43 8
That would make me feel like an ass....sorry op You deserve someone nicer then that
foofooBUNNY 2
Everyone calm down... Maybe she has never had anyone say it before? It is a big deal, and yes she reacted poorly. Leaving the room is a bit extreme (and hurtful), but I'd say that we should feel sorry for him but not judge her. It sounds like they need to have an honest talk about where things are going.
soulreaper12296 28
Maybe she's just as shy about it and didn't know how to react to you saying that.
bsums203 13
How old are you? That sounds like its something that happens in middle school.
[email protected] 14
You mean ex-Girlfirend
BrassWing13 11
When I finally told my first gf that I loved her, she just awkwardly smiled and hid her face under her blanket and chuckled