Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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Top comments
LonelyBoy5920 15
Whens the wedding?
shiffizzle 13
Wow. She could have been definitely more polite about the situation, it took a lot for you to say that to her and to react like that is uncalled for. Even if she doesn't feel the same way, it could've been handled way better.
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Comments (81)
cakefete2 31
It's best not to force these things. Give her the chance to say it because she wants to, not because she feels pressured. It might sting a bit, but try not to bring up the topic.
Narayan96 13
Now that's a sour thing to do
2retz 11
I understand that she may not be ready to tell you back, that's fine. but her reaction was very insensitive. almost cold and offensive. but hey, she did say yay lol. don't read into it too much. carry on as normal and good luck op
teazyfisher 15
she was nervous and didn't know how to respond to that. Your girlfriend reminds me of Jess.
Abhinow 7
hey Leonard.. she did a penny on u
Jake42100 17
Yea that's not a good reaction at all,So I'd assume the feeling wasn't mutual sorry op...
missbrit818 20
Why be with someone if they don't want you to fall in love with them?? Sorry op:((
DoomedGemini 38
Wanting to love someone and loving them are different. Would you rather she lie and then find that she doesn't love him? Why give false hope, it'll only make the wound worse if they realize they don't feel the same way.
cristy91 33
She should have gone with "I love cake" instead
dragoongirl90 34
Nice reference, #20.
dragoongirl90 34
Well I love you, OP :) Probably not the way you love her, but it's still something.
ShadowJack01 18
If you were already dating then I don't see a problem. Your fault.
yerawizardlizzy 27
That doesn't make sense.