Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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Top comments
LonelyBoy5920 15
Whens the wedding?
shiffizzle 13
Wow. She could have been definitely more polite about the situation, it took a lot for you to say that to her and to react like that is uncalled for. Even if she doesn't feel the same way, it could've been handled way better.
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Comments (81)
Anonymous_Tom 10
Then she's not worth your time, OP.
Duggacol 5
Break up with her i would of said we are done right on the spot with the way she acted about it
goddessa9 12
Rude
bambilll 5
Auch! sorry about that.
snazzymcwho 21
ouch! Might be time to move on, OP!
Debussy_ 6
Don't make a big deal about it. You're putting so much weight on it. Just communicate regularly instead of dropping the L-bomb like you're expecting the same response from her. Maybe you'll laugh about it later (together)!
Corneliapresent 13
Definitely not the answer you were hoping for but look at her behavior towards you and give her some time, maybe she'll say it back
zykrithium 22
I'm guessing it's been what... 3 weeks?
Uuhohspagettios 6
I don't think she should feel like she has to say I love you back, but wow, she could have been more polite about it! Sorry OP!
Nevrdai 5
You're gunna have to take the hint on that one... That's a reaction like she never wanted to hear that, not like she just isn't ready to say it back.