FML : Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up...

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By socreepedouticanteven / Monday 27 October 2014 00:05 / United States - Procious

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By Pwib | 14

#6101634 - Monday 27 October 2014 9:55

At least it was clean!

By liffagain | 15

#6101663 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:19

It was your DAD. He probably did this without even thinking that it might look weird. Your parents have seen you naked before and have washed your underwear so many times. They don't care if it's a shirt or your bra.
Are we really so full of paranoia that we don't trust our parents anymore?

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By Pwib | 14

#6101634 - Monday 27 October 2014 9:55

At least it was clean!

alex_the_tiger | 14

#6101784 - Monday 27 October 2014 12:56

I would say gender matters, but in this situation it's weird both ways

HairIsEverything | 15

#6102012 - Monday 27 October 2014 18:58

No, gender doesn't matter. Op is his child. He's seen them naked multiple times and used to wipe their butt. I'm sure he didn't mean to grab underwear, it was probably just on top. OP is totally overreacting and sounds stupid. It's their dad, not Unlce Chester.

muzy | 23

#6102242 - Monday 27 October 2014 22:17

What? You mean to tell me that normal people don't do that sort of thing???

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6102340 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:31

Yes, they do

britzy_03 | 19

#6102683 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 7:29

Might not have been.. Could have just smelt nice

rocksmith | 15

#6108127 - Monday 3 November 2014 4:19

Or so you think it was clean. He said that it smelled good. I think you all know where I am going with this

By Mynameislinh | 24

#6101636 - Monday 27 October 2014 9:55

Geez, that sounds really unhygienic and just plain gross. Maybe you should just check yourself, so you won't have to experience that again...

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6101988 - Monday 27 October 2014 17:51

OP probably didn't expect the dad to sniff their clothes. That's kinda something that takes you by surprise; perhaps OP didn't have enough time to get up and check.

Also, just wondering OP, but how do you not know if clothes in your own room are dirty or clean? Unless your mom washed them for you without you knowing or something, I could understand that.

sayyestothedress | 24

#6102289 - Monday 27 October 2014 22:51

Plus maybe the dad picked up something by random and it turned out to be an underwear

By DestinyNiya | 33

#6101638 - Monday 27 October 2014 9:58

I agree with #1!
It was clean, good for you and your dad!

By lux0rd | 18

#6101641 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:00

That is really creepy.

sarah5745 | 41

#6101841 - Monday 27 October 2014 14:35

Not really. The dad probably just picked up whatever was at the top, so he might not have known it was underwear at first

foxwasalamb | 24

#6101848 - Monday 27 October 2014 14:52

lol with all this newfangled underwear nowadays

By fuggotmuggot | 14

#6101642 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:00

He most likely didn't know it was your underwear.

APimpNamedShane | 11

#6101643 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:02

How would he not know what her underwear looks like?

Queensland | 27

#6101661 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:17

#5 probably meant he just chose any random piece of clothing in the basket. As in he didn't purposely choose her underwear to sniff

TabooSushi | 24

#6101748 - Monday 27 October 2014 12:03

Uh... I would HOPE that a DAD does not know what his DAUGHTER'S underwear looks like. Unless she's like four years old and/or can't dress herself yet or something, but that's clearly not the case here.

larrena2377 | 26

#6101759 - Monday 27 October 2014 12:15

27, It's not like the dad hasn't seen lady's underwear before. You can see that just by watching everyday TV.

WH1T3B0YH4ZSW4G | 9

#6101760 - Monday 27 October 2014 12:16

Ah he has a wife I think he has a general idea of what they look like

LostMy_Marbles | 23

#6101765 - Monday 27 October 2014 12:26

27, you know dads do washing right, so he would see the underwear. In a family situation it's pretty normal.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6101789 - Monday 27 October 2014 13:06

If you're old enough to be on FML, you're old enough to do your own laundry.

LostMy_Marbles | 23

#6101824 - Monday 27 October 2014 13:53

Sometimes parents do it anyway. My parents did, just as I helped with the rest of the family's laundry too.

Are fathers just not going to touch laundry because they have a daughter? Not go outside just in case he catches a glimpse of underwear on the line?

"Oh no, my wife is folding clothes - LOOK AWAY!! I MIGHT SEE UNDERWEAR!!'

HighasaCloud | 46

#6102446 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 1:48

What makes you think OP is a female?

larrena2377 | 26

#6102892 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 15:52

79, because in the name it says "I can't even"

By Shiny_nickels | 14

#6101645 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:02

I think he just didn't care and that's really nasty either way hope he doesn't do it again OP!

deltoren | 11

#6101785 - Monday 27 October 2014 13:02

Yeah if I was a dad I would not rlly care as well and he's your fucking dad as long as he is not a creeper it's not creepy. Like I do my families laundry so I have folded my brothers mothers and dads underwear and sometimes I have had to make sure they are not dirty. And I don't care cuz they are my family

By Xeebar | 28

#6101646 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:02

That. Um... That's really weird. Mayhaps you need to keep your dad away from your laundry basket. Try not to think too much into it though. But if it happens again, yeah. Then that's a sign something needs to be taken care of.

Queensland | 27

#6101682 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:44

Firstly, "mayhaps" isn't a word. Secondly, no. I think it was an unfortunate coincidence.

devildog562 | 33

#6101715 - Monday 27 October 2014 11:22

Mayhap is a word ....: perhaps; perchance.

From the phase is may help. Don't be a douche and mayhaps you'll live longer.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6101826 - Monday 27 October 2014 13:56

Instead of keeping Dad away from her laundry basket, she should keep clean clothes out of her basket and stow them away as soon as she gets them?

By Miss_Terri | 2

#6101648 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:05

Deleted scene:

It was a dirty laundry basket and the chance-favoured garment had fresh shit stains

AndrewWeschke | 9

#6101753 - Monday 27 October 2014 12:11

Not sure why you got downvoted. That was a witty comment.

By moniqueee18 | 13

#6101656 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:13

Would have been weirder if it was your mom

BSnapZ | 21

#6101726 - Monday 27 October 2014 11:32

Um, why?

By anonykinetic | 14

#6101657 - Monday 27 October 2014 10:14

On the bright side, you're hygiene level is really high.

jerryj | 27

#6101833 - Monday 27 October 2014 14:18

I sometimes go days without washing my ass, but as long as I have a few pieces of clean clothing around, then my "hygiene level is really high" too!

By the way, it should be "your". It's really not that difficult!