Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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Comments (206)
sockmonkey576 6
Haha my initials are J.T. I was called Justin Timberlake for a week, besides the fact that im a girl-i didnt see how it was funny...my sisters are E.T.!
emogiggles 0
Mine is ME!
AnneeSo 6
My initials are ass.
StaigeJ 0
Ingret
cp1338 0
I know a guy with the initials "wtf" it's all good
Toothbrush12 9
Epic win name: FIRST NAME: Eliza MIDDLE NAMES: Polly Ingrid Charlotte Winifred Ibernia SURNAME Netherlands Geddit? GEDDIT?
AlphaWolf8 1
Lol. I know someone with the last name dickout.
BVBARMY1238 9
I know someone named Leah Lee. I also know someone whos maiden name is the same as her husband's name. We call her Mrs. Smith2
c_o_www 4
Mine are C.O.W
Jonniii 10
My brother's initials are STD, now that's unfortunate.