Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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brownrug 0
who here would buy a belt - or a shirt- that said FML? i would, that's who. team fml, get it going.
georgei 0
yes
ohdamn_fml 2
I knew someone named Floie Seaman
alwaysalady 0
I met a little girl whose name is Virginity. I kid you not. She's four right now, but think of FML she'll have she's 12, and be grateful
flippinsweet17 0
Is she going to get her name changed after she does it so she can be like, "I lost my Virginity."? Haha, that'd suck. My friend's initials are LOL. He loves it. Some other people I've known with strange initials are: FME ILY DIK DSL REM
ydi_ruuc 0
I know a few people with initials such as LSD BAD JOK ASS and a few more
aquasnow39 0
LMAO!!! XD
Efilyn 0
Mine is AS. :l
orangefish_65 8
mine are RND (: the only thing I can think of for that is red nose day. also one of my bestfriends initials are OAK or just OK
ben10jammin 3
I lost my darling virginity
hsRoseTyler5 14
My daughter has the initials ARMM, and my firstborn is EMC
Mcstud1y 30
#28 *parents lose their child at park* cop: "What happened" parents "we lost our virginity at the park"
LPac5295 27
My initials spell out LAP and my girlfriend's initials are GF. The irony. lol
no_fml 0
oh francesca.
csigabajnok 0
In English, my second name is pronounced "fuckus" by speakers of British and Australian English. I stayed in Melbourne for half a year... So who's life is ****** now?? :)
necomni 0
@28, what's with the parents? People will think about her sex life every time they read/say that name. Poor girl.
runmymouth 0
That's pretty cool that your stepdad does needlepoint.
alyssa_apathy 0
I find that pretty swick that your initials are FML. Mine are ARG >.< People call me a pirate constantly.
aquasnow39 0
LOLZ. That would be cool though.
shermanater182 0
my best friend's step brother's initials are B.A.D, his last name is Dick. not dickson, just dick.
samisalsa 0
No one seems to be noticing that F.M.L. are not this guys initials. His initials are M.L.S. That is way, way off. That is why his life sucks.
imcannedfruit 0
The mls is for my life sucks.