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She's so dumb! You're going to become a "Tokyo Liberal Democrat puppet!" She needs to get off her ass and learn about geopolitics and mind control. This reminds me of the joke with the old Chinese and Jewish guys sitting on a park bench.
I moved out from my parents when I was 16, to go to high school; would recommend! But, I wish you all the best and good luck!